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they say you when they me that i…….

follow for unfunny jokes and furry stuff and vibeogames i like

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Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine... 🍷 Except maybe #BeingAWoman 😄
#Yep #ImTrans 🏳️‍⚧️
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December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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FUCK SPOTIFY
BUY (or sail the seven seas if thats your thing) YOUR MUSIC DIRECTLY!!! Not only is spotify barely paying artists, its using AI for everything, and is overall a *really shitty* company. Spotify wrapped is NOT THAT IMPORTANT! if you still want a recap, get last.fm!
FUCK SPOTIFY HOLY SHIT
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i bought gris
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
i discovered a thing i like to do that i will now call "improv interpretative elytra-ing"
it consists of downloading the do a barrel roll mod, creating an amplified world, then playing some music and flying to the music while imagining youre going to turn this into an awesome youtube video
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i love how they made it that either your device tells you it has low battery at 90% or 3 seconds before dying
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
what do you call like a human character you use to represent yourself

like how furries have fursona theres gotta be a term for it when its not a furry character

i guess sona could work but then it just sounds like youre shortening fursona

@valvesoftware.com what do you think
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Mozart has "no plans" to compose music for the next 'Mario' game.

This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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[GIVEAWAY]

i backed the UNBEATABLE kickstarter before i ended up getting hired so i'm giving away my code!! this includes the BREAKOUT edition dlc songs as well 🎵

to enter just follow me and the official @dcellgames.com account + like/repost this post! 🎸

winner will be decided dec 8th 5pm EST 🎤
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
me when i pour soup on my laptop
i love it when companies put out extremely god awful and barely functional products that barely work and break very often. totally not related to windows

its also very nice when they start breaking out of nowhere and then crash your computer
not related to nvidia drivers in any way mhm
December 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
how tiktok feels after asking me if i liked the video that i skipped 2 frames in
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 9:34 AM
why is it that sometimes the your tounge feels weird and bad ln rhe roof of your tounge mouth
December 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
when you save a song to your favourites on tiktok in order to listen to it later and so now your whole fyp is Mr Poop And The Fart Lard's second studio album "Shitfuck-Stain Route #27" 's third song titled Yo Check It Out This One Is Titled Like an Ultrakill Level Isn't That Awesome
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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i’m not going to say anything but you see it right
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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girls kissing
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
big companies when you dont want to spend three billion dollars on atrocious software
discord users when you moderate the discord server:
discord users when you tell them to use channels for their intented purpose:
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i need more worn out tapes from UNBEATABLE NOW!!!!!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 AM
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i need more woe is i, straight up injected into my bloodsrream
a flag that says woe on it with a cartoon character on it
ALT: a flag that says woe on it with a cartoon character on it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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sumn glass beach
October 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
people online cant dislike stuff normally they have to go "if u like this song that i personally dislike tjat means you are 10 billion times worse than hitler and you deserve to be boilef alive for all of eternity along with the rest of your bloodline and everyone who you know and hold close to you"
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 AM
i could not be bothered to put any effort into this
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
the fact that in the big 2025 theres games without a mouse sensitivity setting is insane to me
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM