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Brandon LaScala
@lascala.bsky.social
· Nov 15
"No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm woke. How the f**k am I woke, what the f**k is so woke about me? Tell me, tell me what's woke!"
maybe Britney Spears is just doing her version of the Joaquin Phoenix thingy
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
maybe Britney Spears is just doing her version of the Joaquin Phoenix thingy
"Rep. Ro Khanna, who co-authored Epstein files law, says he’s considering impeaching AG Pam Bondi"
*cONsidERinG
*cONsidERinG
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
"Rep. Ro Khanna, who co-authored Epstein files law, says he’s considering impeaching AG Pam Bondi"
*cONsidERinG
*cONsidERinG
what a great day for blacked out pages
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
what a great day for blacked out pages
for the love of democracy, cholesterol, do your job already
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
for the love of democracy, cholesterol, do your job already
a swear jar, but for people who constantly say 'no worries'
December 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
a swear jar, but for people who constantly say 'no worries'
receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA is like receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA is like receiving an inaugural peace prize from FIFA
I'd gladly trade for another Fergie singing the Star-Spangled Banner over whatever this Post Malone is
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'd gladly trade for another Fergie singing the Star-Spangled Banner over whatever this Post Malone is
secretly, but not really
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
secretly, but not really
the Coast Guard announced swastikas will no longer be classified as hate symbols 🫠
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 PM
the Coast Guard announced swastikas will no longer be classified as hate symbols 🫠
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
there's no Left any longer, just Americans and Nazis
they'll drip feed these files into 2040
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
they'll drip feed these files into 2040
Nancy Pelosi, famed investor, finally calling it quits
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Nancy Pelosi, famed investor, finally calling it quits
lookin' forward to a fun day of college football, FANDUEL, DRAFTKINGS, and BETYOURASSOFF commercials
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lookin' forward to a fun day of college football, FANDUEL, DRAFTKINGS, and BETYOURASSOFF commercials
“Who? Come on, get real. We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.”
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“Who? Come on, get real. We only give the award to people of courage and integrity.”
̶S̶e̶r̶e̶n̶a̶ ̶J̶o̶y̶ Erika Kirk, everybody
September 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
̶S̶e̶r̶e̶n̶a̶ ̶J̶o̶y̶ Erika Kirk, everybody
*taps mic*
Vegas was better under the mob!
Vegas was better under the mob!
September 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
*taps mic*
Vegas was better under the mob!
Vegas was better under the mob!
contacting 234 employers takes an astronomical level of insanity
September 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
contacting 234 employers takes an astronomical level of insanity
they ran out of gas after January 6th, don't let 'em fool ya
September 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
they ran out of gas after January 6th, don't let 'em fool ya
"We ain't letting' this sh*t slide!" - Nepal Gen Z
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"We ain't letting' this sh*t slide!" - Nepal Gen Z
the Department of Pew Pew, everybody
September 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
the Department of Pew Pew, everybody
if Will Smith and Corey Feldman ever decide to tour together, game over
August 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
if Will Smith and Corey Feldman ever decide to tour together, game over
Alpha Eyeliner™️ by James Donald Bowman
August 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Alpha Eyeliner™️ by James Donald Bowman
really ties the living room together
August 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
really ties the living room together
they're right, Vegas is dead
August 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
they're right, Vegas is dead