LarzCRM
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Taylor Swift hasn't written an angry breakup song about me yet.
PSA for the men: It's the day before Thanksgiving. Time to thaw out your butterballs!
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
PSA for the men: It's the day before Thanksgiving. Time to thaw out your butterballs!
Trump is pardoning a turkey for this Thanksgiving, but *only* because that turkey stormed the Capitol on January 6th for him.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Trump is pardoning a turkey for this Thanksgiving, but *only* because that turkey stormed the Capitol on January 6th for him.
I sure didn't have M.T.G. seeing the light on my 2025 bingo card.
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I sure didn't have M.T.G. seeing the light on my 2025 bingo card.
We don't care about Trump's funeral size. We just care that it's sooner rather than later.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
We don't care about Trump's funeral size. We just care that it's sooner rather than later.
Thanksgiving dinner is saved! Thanks Mickey D's!
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Thanksgiving dinner is saved! Thanks Mickey D's!
In case Melania is doing any Christmas tree decorating at the White House this year...
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
In case Melania is doing any Christmas tree decorating at the White House this year...
Who doesn't like Dr. Seuss poetry?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Who doesn't like Dr. Seuss poetry?!?!
Maybe it's just me, but the Northern lights were kinda' underwhelming last night.
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Maybe it's just me, but the Northern lights were kinda' underwhelming last night.
You know how England stripped Prince Andrew of his title, power, and home because evidence showed he was an abusive pedophile and friend to Jeffrey Epstein? Time for America to come to the same conclusion about its wannabe royal figurehead.
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You know how England stripped Prince Andrew of his title, power, and home because evidence showed he was an abusive pedophile and friend to Jeffrey Epstein? Time for America to come to the same conclusion about its wannabe royal figurehead.
Remember how Trump got elected by making up lies about Hillary Clinton's emails? It's kind of a sweet irony that it will be emails that bring him tumbling down.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Remember how Trump got elected by making up lies about Hillary Clinton's emails? It's kind of a sweet irony that it will be emails that bring him tumbling down.
It's not only Veterans Day. It's also Nigel Tufnel Day! Turn it up to 11, if you're celebrating today!
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It's not only Veterans Day. It's also Nigel Tufnel Day! Turn it up to 11, if you're celebrating today!
Dick Durbin. John Fetterman. Tim Kaine. Jeanne Shaheen. Catherine Cortez Masto. Jacky Rosen. Maggie Hassan. Most of all, Chuck Schumer. These are the spineless Democrat cowards that bent over and surrendered to Trump. Those that aren't retiring must be primary'd out of politics in the coming years.
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dick Durbin. John Fetterman. Tim Kaine. Jeanne Shaheen. Catherine Cortez Masto. Jacky Rosen. Maggie Hassan. Most of all, Chuck Schumer. These are the spineless Democrat cowards that bent over and surrendered to Trump. Those that aren't retiring must be primary'd out of politics in the coming years.
Somebody gave President Biden the nickname of "Sleepy Joe." I'm trying to remember who that could have been...
November 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Somebody gave President Biden the nickname of "Sleepy Joe." I'm trying to remember who that could have been...
That disappointed feeling you get when the wrong person collapses in the Oval Office.
November 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
That disappointed feeling you get when the wrong person collapses in the Oval Office.
For the parts of the country holding elections today, there can be NO sitting on the sidelines. VOTE!
November 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
For the parts of the country holding elections today, there can be NO sitting on the sidelines. VOTE!
Over one-third of SNAP benefits goes to feed children. The Trump administration's cruelty is on full display as it is purposely looking to starve American kids.
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Over one-third of SNAP benefits goes to feed children. The Trump administration's cruelty is on full display as it is purposely looking to starve American kids.
Most Americans this weekend will be setting their clocks and watches back one hour. I'm going to try a turn mine back to when this country had a functioning democracy, competent leadership, and a caring soul.
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Most Americans this weekend will be setting their clocks and watches back one hour. I'm going to try a turn mine back to when this country had a functioning democracy, competent leadership, and a caring soul.
Look it up! A Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin package contains 4 grams of protein. So you aren't stealing from your kids' candy collection -- you're eating healthy!
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Look it up! A Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkin package contains 4 grams of protein. So you aren't stealing from your kids' candy collection -- you're eating healthy!
Thanks to Trump's tariffs and climate change, the cost of chocolate has skyrocketed. Sorry kiddies. This Halloween, I'm forced to hand out this instead!
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Thanks to Trump's tariffs and climate change, the cost of chocolate has skyrocketed. Sorry kiddies. This Halloween, I'm forced to hand out this instead!
I might need to reconsider my Halloween throw rug.
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
I might need to reconsider my Halloween throw rug.
"If it's good enough for King Cankles, it's good enough for me, too!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
"If it's good enough for King Cankles, it's good enough for me, too!"
Halloween is only a week away. Make sure your letter to the Great Pumpkin is written!
October 24, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Halloween is only a week away. Make sure your letter to the Great Pumpkin is written!
Symbolic on so many levels...
October 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Symbolic on so many levels...