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lartse.bsky.social
Lartse the Tasty French Lardon
@lartse.bsky.social
41 followers 72 following 91 posts
🔞 Minors don’t follow (bio must contain “adult” or age range). 🏳️‍⚧️ Ze/zim, late 20s. Queer G/t writer, Executed Microbe at KwaInc™. 💜
Icon by @kwakwa.bsky.social
Find me at lartse.pet

Currently on social media hiatus, hoping to be back before the year ends
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lartse.bsky.social
[IRL feet, micro, blood/gore]

Oops. (gotta dispose of my Master 💜)
A picture taken in a bathroom from my point of view, looking down. My right foot is propped on my left knee, turned upwards so I can see the sole. My blurry reflection can be seen on the lid of the small bin in front of me. Between my toes, there’s a trail of blood with tiny clumps of hair.
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
[IRL feet, micro, dick and cum]

Am I squeezing too hard, Master? You’re all red, like your blood isn’t flowing properly, and I’m not sure you can breathe…
Oh, is that— I thought that was a finger! 😅 Let me see how I can help you there… (gotta pleasure my M-Master? 💜)
Both feet on their sides, soles pressing together. Kwa is fully naked; all that can be seen of him, poking out from between my toes, are his ahegao face with his hair fully unraveled, his hands and his feet, and cum squirting out of his dick. He’s groaning: “♡M-Master♡ Aaah~!”
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
[IRL feet, micro]

Is this weighted blanket too hot, Master? I don’t want you to get cold, now that you’ve undressed… A drop of cough syrup would be too big for you! Alright, I’ll let you breathe a bit (gotta obey my Master 💜)
Left foot fully on the floor; right foot on top of it. Kwa only has his boxers on at this point, and an obvious boner; he’s blushing, hair fully down, laying on the top of my left foot, almost sandwiched under my right sole, pretending to try to be pushing back, saying: “S-stop… I’m still your m-master…!”
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
[IRL feet, micro]

Sorry Master! Not used to this at all, it’s tricky to manipulate something so fragile with one’s toes… No wonder I broke so often under yours! I’ll be more careful and let you down (gotta obey my Master 💜)
Left foot back up on its heel; right foot still on its heel but more level with the floor, toes pressed against the left sole. Kwa’s socks are off; his head is stuck between the toes of my right foot, dangling pathetically, holding them instead of trying to force his way out, yelping: “DOWN! Let me down, Microbe!”
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
[IRL feet, micro]

T-That feels… weird, but good… I’m really ticklish though 😅 but I’ll soldier on! (gotta obey my Master 💜)
Right foot still up on its heel; left foot in front of it resting on its side with the toes pointing to the camera. Kwa is topless, his clothes strewn both on the floor and on my ankle. He’s climbing my toes, a leg and an arm stuck between them, and licking my big toe.
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
[IRL feet, micro]

He’s so cute down there! Okay, no moving then, wouldn’t want anything bad to happen… (gotta obey my Master 💜)
Both heels on the floor, soles still facing the camera, flexing my toes a bit. Kwa is facing away from me, starts to remove his vest sexily, saying: “Only move when I order you to. Don’t forget who owns you here, haha.” + a faded “As if”.
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
[Thread: IRL feet, micro]

A bit over 7 years ago, when @kwakwa.bsky.social pulled me into this community and made me his microbe, I provided him with some feet pics (gotta obey my Master 💜). It was so much fun, and I thought they’d been lost to time…
Well, let’s have some more fun, shall we? :)
View of myself (Microbe) from the floor. I’m sitting down, knees pulled in, feet crossed at the ankles, the soles filling almost the whole picture. A tiny Kwa, drawn onto the picture, seen from the back, barely higher than my heel, is looking up at me with shock, saying “Oh wow, Microbe…!”
March 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
lartse.bsky.social
- It would work only with your Twitter archive (on Twitter: Settings > My account > Download an archive…). Screenshot of mine for reference (labeled for horny text).

I’d recommend getting it in any case, it’s your whole history that you get to keep a copy of. Don’t wait, better safe than sorry.
Screenshot of my Twitter archive, showing a few of my tweets in an interface that resembles Twitter’s own website.
November 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM