Chicken TACO would be redundant, I guess.

And it's ONE, TWO, THREE
Who are you voting for?
Don't tell me cause you don't give a damn
If you voted for a Republican

And it's FIVE, SIX, SEVEN
Open up the Pearly Gates!
Well, there ain't no time to wonder why
WHOOPIE! We're all gonna die!

(My apologies to Country Joe and The Fish)

I counted the lies - six hundred and sixty-six.
Huh! Strange, right?