Larry
@larrymarq.bsky.social
I still don't know what I'm doing
Skinwalker ranch dressing be like "would you do your chicken nuggies in me, I'd dip my chicken nuggies in me"
I don't know what goes on, on skinwalker ranch
I don't know what goes on, on skinwalker ranch
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Skinwalker ranch dressing be like "would you do your chicken nuggies in me, I'd dip my chicken nuggies in me"
I don't know what goes on, on skinwalker ranch
I don't know what goes on, on skinwalker ranch
Meanwhile somewhere in New York
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Meanwhile somewhere in New York
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Who's your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)
There's gonna be so many autistic koalas
September 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There's gonna be so many autistic koalas
This happens to at least twice as month
July 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This happens to at least twice as month
Your voting record says that's a lie
June 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Your voting record says that's a lie
Pondering the absence of his orbs
May 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Pondering the absence of his orbs
This feels like when they told us smoking weed was funding terrorism
May 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
This feels like when they told us smoking weed was funding terrorism
There was no way I could mow today
May 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There was no way I could mow today
Heavy is the crown, so I'll just leave it right here for a bit
May 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Heavy is the crown, so I'll just leave it right here for a bit
I call it the backyarder:
A fair amount of Johnny Walker Red
A smidge of triple sec
Dash of Cherry bitters
mango chainsaw Liquid Death
Some chunks of frozen water cuz Fuck ICE!
Enjoy
A fair amount of Johnny Walker Red
A smidge of triple sec
Dash of Cherry bitters
mango chainsaw Liquid Death
Some chunks of frozen water cuz Fuck ICE!
Enjoy
May 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I call it the backyarder:
A fair amount of Johnny Walker Red
A smidge of triple sec
Dash of Cherry bitters
mango chainsaw Liquid Death
Some chunks of frozen water cuz Fuck ICE!
Enjoy
A fair amount of Johnny Walker Red
A smidge of triple sec
Dash of Cherry bitters
mango chainsaw Liquid Death
Some chunks of frozen water cuz Fuck ICE!
Enjoy
Looks like someone would like to speak with the manager of snacks and cuddles
February 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Looks like someone would like to speak with the manager of snacks and cuddles
Oh God you're gonna make me redact
December 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Oh God you're gonna make me redact
All Mambo and no #5 makes Jack a dull boy
December 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
All Mambo and no #5 makes Jack a dull boy
This is not a matter of whether or not there are more treats, I know there are more treats Larry
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 AM
This is not a matter of whether or not there are more treats, I know there are more treats Larry
Just made Ollie's bed, he wants everyone to see his collection of unicorns
November 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Just made Ollie's bed, he wants everyone to see his collection of unicorns
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,838,189!, quietly contributing next to nothing just like in real life
September 17, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,838,189!, quietly contributing next to nothing just like in real life
Where's this mother fucker gonna go? I hope it doesn't crash into somebody's shit
July 27, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Where's this mother fucker gonna go? I hope it doesn't crash into somebody's shit