I bet guys with six fingers on their hand got really annoyed when The Princess Bride came out.

After cleaning and decluttering, the worst thing to bring into your home is a stack of mail.

We could pay for kids' school lunches, or hear me out, build a nuke reactor on the moon.

Do you guys remember Warren G. Harding? That was wild.

@kenwhite.bsky.social big fan, and I listened to Serious Trouble today. I was camping in the woods otherwise I would have earlier. Soooo are we going to get more emergent podcasts because of WW III?

Me: I think I’ll read a book.

My dog: the fuck you will.

If we are at war with MS-13, that means members of ICE can be charged with war crimes if they don't follow the rules, correct?

People complain about gender reveal parties but millions of Catholics are going to be staring at a chimney for colored smoke.

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.