Larry in Toronto (he/him)
@larry-toronto.bsky.social
I believe that people should be free to be the best versions of themselves that they can be. For me, that's someone who enjoys sports, math, and my wife and cats.
If it's a 2020 tornado, I recommend social distancing.
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If it's a 2020 tornado, I recommend social distancing.
I think he added up the approval rates on three polls.
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I think he added up the approval rates on three polls.
He is an illegal President. If he won in 2016 and 2020, he can’t be President a third term.
September 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He is an illegal President. If he won in 2016 and 2020, he can’t be President a third term.
For Stieb, the first 26 outs were the easy ones.
September 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
For Stieb, the first 26 outs were the easy ones.
Welcome to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
June 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Welcome to the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
Did Elon find him?
May 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Did Elon find him?
What about sneakers, watches, and Bibles? And those Anti-Christ MAGA hats with the mark of the devil on them?
May 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
What about sneakers, watches, and Bibles? And those Anti-Christ MAGA hats with the mark of the devil on them?
Has Voldemort's nose.
May 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Has Voldemort's nose.
During the last administration, MAGA complained that anything seized at the border was a sign that there was a problem.
May 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
During the last administration, MAGA complained that anything seized at the border was a sign that there was a problem.
Lovely penmanship!
April 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Lovely penmanship!
r U s S i A
April 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
r U s S i A
Salt Lake and DC
April 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Salt Lake and DC
You remind me of that joke: When I started, I had nothing and I still have most of it left.
April 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
You remind me of that joke: When I started, I had nothing and I still have most of it left.
@xxpagzxx.bsky.social, I find the first five days after the weekend the toughest.
April 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
@xxpagzxx.bsky.social, I find the first five days after the weekend the toughest.
Mark Lloyd belongs on this list.
April 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mark Lloyd belongs on this list.
Defense matters.
March 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Defense matters.
And can I declassify them by saying that they aren't classified?
March 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And can I declassify them by saying that they aren't classified?
Elon has some glue they can use at a cut-rate price.
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Elon has some glue they can use at a cut-rate price.
Hes also asked that hey build an airplane out of rubber so that it can survive a crash by bouncing. He wants it to be called the Boeing Boeing Boeing.
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hes also asked that hey build an airplane out of rubber so that it can survive a crash by bouncing. He wants it to be called the Boeing Boeing Boeing.
And then after four years of reprieve they voted back in the same guy.
March 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
And then after four years of reprieve they voted back in the same guy.
The scorpion kick is much cooler than the bicycle kick.
March 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The scorpion kick is much cooler than the bicycle kick.
Things could be worse. It could be late November...
March 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Things could be worse. It could be late November...
Yes, it's not like it stands for a w.
February 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yes, it's not like it stands for a w.
I propose we take all the money away from the richest man each month and give it to the taxpayers. If you spread $300 B (Musk) among 300M Americans, you give everyone $1K this month. Next month, they get $600 from Besos. Great way to spread the wealth! How long until there are no billionaires?
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I propose we take all the money away from the richest man each month and give it to the taxpayers. If you spread $300 B (Musk) among 300M Americans, you give everyone $1K this month. Next month, they get $600 from Besos. Great way to spread the wealth! How long until there are no billionaires?
Pass it on. I don't remember where I got it.
February 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Pass it on. I don't remember where I got it.