Wait till mom and dad get home
@larry-selman.bsky.social
Book illustrator, historical painter. I make smart assed comments based on historical comparisons. Fascists beware.
Return to Imbecile Fantasy Island. Who gets to play Tattoo? Inquiring minds want to know.
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Return to Imbecile Fantasy Island. Who gets to play Tattoo? Inquiring minds want to know.
Axis Sally beautiful? Eye of the beholder? I think they are blind but anything for a buck and distraction right?
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Axis Sally beautiful? Eye of the beholder? I think they are blind but anything for a buck and distraction right?
After Orange tater tits is finally gone can we return or regift these heinous marble slabs? I’d be happy with a 10% restocking fee if that’s what it takes.
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
After Orange tater tits is finally gone can we return or regift these heinous marble slabs? I’d be happy with a 10% restocking fee if that’s what it takes.
That’s true you bought him Netty because he is so cheap and easy to grease up.
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That’s true you bought him Netty because he is so cheap and easy to grease up.
Talked about orange tatter tits dropping dead before pardoning half the federal government and ice yesterday with a friend. But you know Jimmy Vance would clean it all up after anyway. Nice thoughts tho if he didn’t.
December 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Talked about orange tatter tits dropping dead before pardoning half the federal government and ice yesterday with a friend. But you know Jimmy Vance would clean it all up after anyway. Nice thoughts tho if he didn’t.
Promises shomisses it’s all about money for orange tatter tits. The rest is a good fight over bragging rights.
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Promises shomisses it’s all about money for orange tatter tits. The rest is a good fight over bragging rights.
Aww the fat little groundhog has more lies to spill as if anybody cared what comes out of his fat little groundhog mouth.
December 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Aww the fat little groundhog has more lies to spill as if anybody cared what comes out of his fat little groundhog mouth.
Covering up your honesty with lies like it was off the record is always the go to career move around fascists.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Covering up your honesty with lies like it was off the record is always the go to career move around fascists.
Gee orange Adolph is flawed, what a revelation it’s almost like we can now time travel to see where we went wrong.
December 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gee orange Adolph is flawed, what a revelation it’s almost like we can now time travel to see where we went wrong.
Yeah what’s next, extra money for hitting it farther out of the park or harder? Striking out is failure to execute the basics of baseball putting the ball in play.
December 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Yeah what’s next, extra money for hitting it farther out of the park or harder? Striking out is failure to execute the basics of baseball putting the ball in play.
I thought the yawning Gates of Hell awaited him? Is the nightmare just Gods waiting room entertainment?
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I thought the yawning Gates of Hell awaited him? Is the nightmare just Gods waiting room entertainment?
Hard to figure out why the crowd who eats butter and stare at the sun need help figuring out tariffs. Easier to blame the last guy I suppose.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Hard to figure out why the crowd who eats butter and stare at the sun need help figuring out tariffs. Easier to blame the last guy I suppose.
Imagine being the dumbest person in your class and getting promoted to the head of an important organization. We may not survive this level of blame and stupidity much longer.
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Imagine being the dumbest person in your class and getting promoted to the head of an important organization. We may not survive this level of blame and stupidity much longer.
We are in the middle of societal collapse. Destroying your close allies is one of several factors in our impending self immolation.
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
We are in the middle of societal collapse. Destroying your close allies is one of several factors in our impending self immolation.
“ Grotesque troll”is todays winner, well done!
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“ Grotesque troll”is todays winner, well done!
Wishful thing and ignoring previous SC meddling.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Wishful thing and ignoring previous SC meddling.
“ Presumed” is a fun word for Axis Sally because she doesn’t understand how it’s applied to the law. Just sounds authoritative with a twist.
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
“ Presumed” is a fun word for Axis Sally because she doesn’t understand how it’s applied to the law. Just sounds authoritative with a twist.
Gee the choice between that and eating a plate of nuts and screws without something like strychnine to was it down is a tough one.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Gee the choice between that and eating a plate of nuts and screws without something like strychnine to was it down is a tough one.
Just like his casinos. He quietly cashed out while leaving all the suck uppers holding the bag.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Just like his casinos. He quietly cashed out while leaving all the suck uppers holding the bag.
I’m sure that they couldn’t care even the tiniest smidge about appearances of racism. Just an opinion not based on any scientific studies.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I’m sure that they couldn’t care even the tiniest smidge about appearances of racism. Just an opinion not based on any scientific studies.