Maybe #elonmusk should recommended drinking bleach - his poodle (🍊🤡) thinks it has many healthy properties

He's backing Truss as leader of what? Have you heard her lately? The woman is deranged!

Are Americans finally waking up to what they voted for?

Palmer just doesn't seem the player of a few weeks ago. Is he tired? Injured? What?

#cfc held on til half time at least. Come on you Blues!

When did I do that? I wouldn't dream of making fun of a disaster that happened in 1958.
But if that's the level of your conversation I pity you and your wafer thin skin.

I am very old and absolutely heartless when it comes to Manchester United.

The kind of money ManU(re) pay, would you?

They also have an MP who spends more time in Washington than in his own constituency of Clacton.
He's #Putin's poodles poodle.
Not a fan 🙂

And a shame that the category Best Foreign Film (that's old school, right?) is relegated to 'presented earlier'

You are a star!
Many thanks

He's not just a very naughty boy - via his farm he's a tax-dodger

Couldn't agree more. Farmers bought the #BrexitLie hook, line and sinker. Now they don't understand how the new tax is aimed at the Clarkson type tax dodging farm owners. They really get my goat.

Good day to you, JVS
I'm a recent covert and fan - your banter with the idiot Collins is one of the highlights of my day.

On the subject of Rachel's (?) paint, you mentioned a clear, German, transparent primer. I'm guessing the make begins with Z but could you please be more specific?

Thanks

Sorry, that should be
Hello #buglers

Hello Buglers!

'Failed his way upwards'
Perfect