Lark Sparking
@larksparking.bsky.social
dogs' best friend, cannabis grower extraordinaire, former soprano, fantastic whistler
I have my own tits and weed. Don't come at me with that.
I have my own tits and weed. Don't come at me with that.
I do not believe that turning universities into sports franchises is as great as claimed to further their actual purpose, education.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I do not believe that turning universities into sports franchises is as great as claimed to further their actual purpose, education.
Slur is an ugly word for a reason.
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Slur is an ugly word for a reason.
The hate is exhausting.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The hate is exhausting.
Comey must reassure himself every day that what he did to get Donald elected wasn't that bad. He just didn't like her, and thought guardrails and tradition would make everything all right.
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Comey must reassure himself every day that what he did to get Donald elected wasn't that bad. He just didn't like her, and thought guardrails and tradition would make everything all right.
This is the point at which Trump family members can fondly recall taking Donald's father to the office to make him non-combative in his dementia, and let him sign worthless documents to make him feel good.
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is the point at which Trump family members can fondly recall taking Donald's father to the office to make him non-combative in his dementia, and let him sign worthless documents to make him feel good.
The shtick about Bob "certifying" the turkeys to be pardoned as MAHA was all about them being the biggest in history, preparing by eating grass, beef, and smoothies, and seemingly planned to be eaten, despite the pardon. Big Dumb Donald totally missed the point.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The shtick about Bob "certifying" the turkeys to be pardoned as MAHA was all about them being the biggest in history, preparing by eating grass, beef, and smoothies, and seemingly planned to be eaten, despite the pardon. Big Dumb Donald totally missed the point.
It sounds like these turkey will be eaten, and not pardoned, because they didn't pay the million dollar fee.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It sounds like these turkey will be eaten, and not pardoned, because they didn't pay the million dollar fee.
That's one hell of an oil company subsidy.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
That's one hell of an oil company subsidy.
Trump Tower Moscow. All the large windows can be opened.
November 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Trump Tower Moscow. All the large windows can be opened.
Donald would have pardoned Josh Duggar if JimBob had put up a million bucks.
November 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Donald would have pardoned Josh Duggar if JimBob had put up a million bucks.
It's the very worst old chestnut—you don't wanna ruin a man's life over some girls.
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's the very worst old chestnut—you don't wanna ruin a man's life over some girls.
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
I know that rereading this book, as I often do, would be instructive somehow, but nah. There are way too many military disasters because of the capricious nutcase in charge.
I know that rereading this book, as I often do, would be instructive somehow, but nah. There are way too many military disasters because of the capricious nutcase in charge.
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich
I know that rereading this book, as I often do, would be instructive somehow, but nah. There are way too many military disasters because of the capricious nutcase in charge.
I know that rereading this book, as I often do, would be instructive somehow, but nah. There are way too many military disasters because of the capricious nutcase in charge.
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I've got news for Trump. His gravesite is going to be the largest gender-neutral restroom on the planet.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I've got news for Trump. His gravesite is going to be the largest gender-neutral restroom on the planet.
I heard the Romans drinking out of lead cups helped.
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I heard the Romans drinking out of lead cups helped.
As a former close friend of the guy gutting the White House, this is to be expected. Anyone who wants special treatment should have enabled the orange goblin to rape girls back in the day, and be willing to deny any wrongdoing on his part in the present.
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
As a former close friend of the guy gutting the White House, this is to be expected. Anyone who wants special treatment should have enabled the orange goblin to rape girls back in the day, and be willing to deny any wrongdoing on his part in the present.
Marge knows how this works. She has experience.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Marge knows how this works. She has experience.
Always looking down his nose at interviewers is his shtick, but it's not as reassuring as he imagines.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Always looking down his nose at interviewers is his shtick, but it's not as reassuring as he imagines.