larkfields.bsky.social
@larkfields.bsky.social
You can afford the internet, but not afford a bunch of bananas?
Do you smoke or drink?
Drive an expensive car?
Cable TV?
Do you have anything you could sell?
What about doing odd jobs for people?
October 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Unicorn we were promised was an in/out referendum.
We got a PM who ran away sulking because the vote didn't go his way, followed by long drawn out and expensive "negotiations".
Do you know how to tell when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
October 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fact check please.
We were promised an in-out vote.
What we got was a gradual withdrawal which continued to cost us for years, and a gradual increase of red-tape from the EU.
I want to know where the promised savings went.
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That's such a good photograph, I don't understand why he doesn't use it more often.
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
This is why we need to see the files. Anyone can speculate and make accusations, but that's totally unfair on potentially innocent people.
If Andrew and Donald are innocent then they have nothing to fear.
October 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The world needs to see the Epstein Files. I'm from the UK and fully support their release with redaction of the names of people who were abused.
"Prince" Andrew and Trump should not be above the law. Let's see if they're in the files or not.
October 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
You're probably feeling a bit cold, and it looks like you're restricting the circulation in your legs :-(
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Gone on... refuse it :-)
Let the bits fall through your fingers.
The Government will have a word with you.
The thought will nibble on your mind,
then come back and byte you.
You'll be encrypted and encoded, and hackers will break in.
Your data will be sold millions of times over.
September 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Those packs of guns need to be taken off the streets !
September 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Looks like Farage is having lessons from Trump.
September 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Why do you have wheels on top of the buggy?
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Does he consider himself an expert on experts?
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I need to see how it got into that position !
August 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Crypto currencies are a bunch of numbers generated by a computer program.
They're pyramid schemes.
Convince me otherwise.
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Fantastic work, but you might start getting commissions from flat-earthers :-)
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Don't forget the dome.
And the ice wall :-)
August 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nice. That's just down the road from me.
August 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Let us know what a ranch tastes like !
August 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You defeeted me :-(
I feel comatoes.
August 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What is it?
July 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It's almost like you knew it's omelette sandwich for me tonight :-)
July 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
No wonder the dinosaurs died out... They didn't have helmets and oxygen tanks :-(
July 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Everyone has a lickable cat, so it seems that your dedication to mutual grooming has to be questioned here :-)
July 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Depends how long it's been on the floor.
July 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Took me a little while to get "satin" :-)
July 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM