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Scott Turner
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Criminal law paralegal in Canada. Sci fi nerd, not so great musician and woodworker, dissapointed human.
I grew up on Star Trek. The future wasn't supposed to be this stupid.
Where I am in Canada, people routinely show up in zoom court (remands, first appearances etc) while driving in their car and zooming on the phone. This is of course a Highway Traffic offence, being commited in front of a judge, on camera, yet....it continues. Daily. 😒
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Those tribbles on the wall are gonna be a problem too.
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
They should have gotten Tommy Wiseau for this. 😆
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Couldn't make it all out, but noticed the Free Hugs part. I'm not sure I want crazy people getting their arms around me, but it's a nice gesture I guess.
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The use of "mooing" is even funnier because they probably figured that your average idiot wouldn't know what "lowing" meant, and would be confused.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Well, the whole tariffs thing has a bit of the Nigerian prince email scam vibe to it... I wonder if he outsources his funding emails to Nigeria? 😅
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Inna godda da vida, baby....."
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Schrodinger's indictment. Be careful not to observe it directly, it might disappear.
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Try a butternut squash pie someday. Did it by accident, almost, due to having too many, and it's better than pumpkin, or sweet potato....surprisingly awesome pie. 👍
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Pfft. Since when? He pulls this shit over and over and *now* it's the end? He might as well be pulling a paycheck from Trump at this point.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If Wilfred Brimley returns in cat form.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM