Emby
largenotcharge.bsky.social
Emby
@largenotcharge.bsky.social
Just a big ol enby!
You find a way to make me 12 feet tall and the first thing i do will be to grab you by the throat and crush you against the nearest wall.

And Ill keep doing it again and again and again and again…
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Oh good I’m glad I’ve been able to provide flustering months into the future ☺️

Especially on a size range and ability which continues to stick in my mind….
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeexactlyyy!
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Of course! And it always good to know who enjoys it as well as who doesn’t, in case that might determine who you reach for next!
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Gawd Damn the speed!!

This is genuinely impressive keep it up!!
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too lewd
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I love the idea of Ooother people being gulped down enby shafts and I fully support your mission to get other people to accept that they like it!
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I meant just the act of “I have a candle so my place must not be a mess” but the idea of enduring shit candle smells to win a girls hand is quite hilarious

That’s some medieval festival entertainment shit right there

“Spend one hour in this room with a candle of Ranch and win the maids hand!”
December 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have seen college boys do stupider shit to try to impress a girl…..
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yea but you know there’s some joes who will buy them without question because they just wanted a candle, and that along with the few people who really want that smell (whose houses I will not be approaching) make it worth the manufacturing cost.
December 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Juicy
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That’s…. Such an odd choice..

I definitely consume those foods for the smell and want my whole apartment to smell like them even when I’m not eating them

Piss off and give me my moss and petrichor candles.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There’s too many I’m constantly bi panicking and it’s not good for my social productivity 😭😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It really is the best ☺️
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Even Stephen King only aims for 500 a day!

450 is just fine 😊
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Just in the desert. Just look in the desert. He’s in the desert. How have you not found him yet he’s Right in the desert.
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It’s definitely the beginning of a 90s preroll for a production company or something. Something like drawn squares evolving into a ridiculously complex 3D animation
December 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
NO SAME I WAS PROMISED 6’5 and I got not even 5’11 😭😭😭

I’d make myself 6’6 just to prove that doctor wrong
December 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mhmhmhmhmhmmh
Makes perfect sense very relatable I need it
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I mean Iiii was just giving an illustration of our relative heights…

But You’re absolutely welcome to be my footrest if that’s where you’d prefer to be!
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Beeeeeeg thighs
December 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Perfect height to rest my chin on your head 😌
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I’ve got seven warm pockets that are wiiide open!
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM