Lardo
@lardothelizardking.bsky.social
the enigmatic Time-Warping Lizard King |navigates epochs with regal grace, scales shimmering with the secrets of bygone eras. From ancient civilizations to distant futures, Lardo commands time's currents with a majestic presence that transcends the ages
Knowing is half the battle
January 25, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Knowing is half the battle
I should call him
January 23, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I should call him
After two weeks in the quiet depths of meditation I’ve emerged from an astral journey, transcending the boundaries of the familiar and venturing into a realm beyond imagination
January 22, 2024 at 9:22 AM
After two weeks in the quiet depths of meditation I’ve emerged from an astral journey, transcending the boundaries of the familiar and venturing into a realm beyond imagination
Imagine being a fish
January 22, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Imagine being a fish
Lardo is a ska appreciation account (new tone FTW!)
ska IS good
January 4, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Lardo is a ska appreciation account (new tone FTW!)
Here’s the full image of my pfp so you can appreciate my full glory
January 4, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Here’s the full image of my pfp so you can appreciate my full glory
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My pizza whenever my bitchass mom leaves it in the ooni for more than than 90 seconds
January 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
My pizza whenever my bitchass mom leaves it in the ooni for more than than 90 seconds
Hell yeah, Suzanne!
January 3, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Hell yeah, Suzanne!
How many days this year can my mom be a stupid bitch? Well she’s 2 for 2!
January 2, 2024 at 10:58 AM
How many days this year can my mom be a stupid bitch? Well she’s 2 for 2!
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You ever watch Starwar…on WEED, man?
January 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
You ever watch Starwar…on WEED, man?
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In the cosmos, celestial war unfolds between the radiant Luminari, beings of pure light, and the malevolent forces of darkness led by the Shadowweaver. Their clash reverberates across the universe, creating cosmic storms that paints the heavens with bursts of celestial light
January 1, 2024 at 3:58 AM
In the cosmos, celestial war unfolds between the radiant Luminari, beings of pure light, and the malevolent forces of darkness led by the Shadowweaver. Their clash reverberates across the universe, creating cosmic storms that paints the heavens with bursts of celestial light
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My pizza whenever my bitchass mom leaves it in the ooni for more than than 90 seconds
January 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
My pizza whenever my bitchass mom leaves it in the ooni for more than than 90 seconds
In the cosmos, celestial war unfolds between the radiant Luminari, beings of pure light, and the malevolent forces of darkness led by the Shadowweaver. Their clash reverberates across the universe, creating cosmic storms that paints the heavens with bursts of celestial light
January 1, 2024 at 3:58 AM
In the cosmos, celestial war unfolds between the radiant Luminari, beings of pure light, and the malevolent forces of darkness led by the Shadowweaver. Their clash reverberates across the universe, creating cosmic storms that paints the heavens with bursts of celestial light