“Bluesky? Technically it’s only blue because the sun reflects against the atmosphere.”

-Most insufferable man at bar trying to impress poor woman waiting for friends to get back from the bathroom

Best music to make love to;

1. Hamburger lady by Throbbing Gristle

Translating the google maps reviews for convenience stores in rural northern Japan just to feel something…

Tryna find me a girl that smells like the air that comes out of a Milwaukee cordless M18 impact drill

How 13 year old me was acting around my mom right before asking her for $20 to get the new Fortnite battle pass

The great thing about having your mom follow you on social media is you can embarrass the living shit out of her in front of the extended family, her friends, and her parents without even being at the thanksgiving dinner table.

Call me curious the way I’m George in that bush

Investing in my edge fund till my bubble pop