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Lardass Goat
@lardass-goat.bsky.social
500 followers 520 following 530 posts
🔞⚠️CW: Hyper assets, lots of fat, other weird stuff⚠️🔞

Local fatass Goat
Commissioner | Furry | Bisexual+Panromantic | He/Him | Taken @heurecachee.bsky.social 🤎💜

Main acc: @benevolusgoat.bsky.social
Gallery: https://itaku.ee/profile/benevolusgoat
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CW: Universal hyper, multi, all-the-way-through

It's good to have a friend at your side who's more than happy to take a dicking beyond what most people can comprehend, and especially one who can HANDLE it.

Some big orbs I commissioned from an artist who wished to be anonymous for this 🤎
Benny with a gigantic ass and balls, fitted with three gigantic cocks, penetrating through the mouth and nipples of his friend. Goddamn so many orbs
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Maybe I should start posting my VRChat activities...? I do enjoy my time on there.

Found a pretty cool Windows XP-inspired world, met with @drangonzic.bsky.social for a brief bit in "THE BALL ROOM", and ran into a large customized Ralsei in Super VR Ball while I hopped around worlds with friends!
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The level of obsession and desire on display here fixed me. It truly did.
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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THIS IS THE PEAKEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER TY2SM AAAAAAAAAAA
September 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I don't have a Twitter account to show balloons

But I do have 7 quintillion tons of fat and a boyfriend who's gonna make sure I'm well fed and growing bigger 🤎
Birthday Bleat!
September 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Boyfriend feeding time goes exactly as expected with completely foreseeable consequences

LOVELY sequence from @princesscarnival.bsky.social 🤎
Bread feeding Benny like the fatass he is (boyfriend is very happy) Impending doom Get blimped idiot
September 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Goat time
August 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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A good boyfriend is one that's at least a few trillion tons heavier than the other! Great for providing lots of comfy rolls to sink into...or relieve some pressure~

By breadflours on FA🤎🧡
Someone's comfy Someone's excited
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE *ahem*-sorry. Just Bread and I having some breakfast.

By breadflours on FA 🤎🧡
Benny (up) and Bread (down) indulging ever so slightly in a light snack
August 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Two planetary masses converge to dwarf another planetary mass in size. They're cute like that~

By breadflours on FA 🤎🧡
Sanio (left) and ten (right) being normal sized
August 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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It must be done...🤎
August 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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I got @cryptiacurves.bsky.social 's Stylized Ralsei a while back and I spent some time making custom icons and reorganizing the Expressions menu for a much easier time navigating. I'm no artist, and some are still default icons, but I think I did well 🤎
August 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I am a day late but that won't stop me from eating all my friends for eat your friends day

Gift from @heurecachee.bsky.social 🤎🧡
#vore #voreday
GGHWAOOURUHPP BWOOOARP RUUMBLE CHURN GROOOOOORP they're only a little noisy
August 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Its in the prophecy there's no denying it

Cool website I found to make it: deltaprophecy.vercel.app
Used the dumpy Ralsei made by @iarensfwo.bsky.social
The Dark Prince Shalt Have A Fat Ass
August 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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A fat ass you say? I mean...it's in my name-
Art by @PaperClipEggs who is awesome
July 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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HOLY HELL THIS RULES
I've gotten this same thing myself once it's hot as fuck 🥴
July 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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When you weight a few hundred tons, your navel becomes a sweet spot for diving into. Don't get lost now!....or do~

Nambi owned by @corydingus.bsky.social
Art by @guywhoexistss.bsky.social
Cave divers when they see a new cave called "Gluttonous Void"
May 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Just a normal morning routine of Benny waking up to find himself a bennyillion times heavier than he was the night before, Bread having stuffed him full and yapped all night long, and still going~

🎨Art by @latteswingin.bsky.social
🍞Bread belongs to @heurecachee.bsky.social
You know its been a while since I was able to really let go like this, you're such a good boyfriend for letting it happen! But man, I'm really not stopping, huh? Reminds me of the time I was in the light aisle at the furniture store. I could hardly let myself think straight, so many pretty pretty LIGHTS and before I knew it I was being escorted out haha! It was worth it though~ Man, you're really not much of a talker, are you?..Oh yeah, right. Anyway, THAT was a whole fiasco, turns out they trespassed me off the property, and it sucks because that was my favorite furniture store to go to! Crazy, right? I mean I could have at least gotten a warning before they decided to- Mmngphh.. bbuh.. need.. more.. BOYFRIEND.. nmgnnfg.. BLOBBY SEXY BOYFRIEND.. hehehehe.... take up the whole UNIVERSE if you have to, you GLUTTONOUS SEXY SLUT!!!.. huff.. hah.. mmore BENNY, more more more MORE MORE MORE!! MOOREEE!!!
May 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Every time he says "boyfriend butt" my butt gets a little larger and I lost my pants mere seconds ago. I think I'm gonna be here a while.

Boyfriend art by boyfriend @heurecachee.bsky.social 🤎🧡
Benny the goat with a gigantic ass wider than he is tall. He's facing his butt to the viewer, upper body placed at the top of the ass cheeks. He looks behind him with a neutral expression towards Bread the moth, who is at one far end of Benny's ass. Bread is saying "boyfriend butt" repeatedly over and over while squeezing Benny's butt tightly. Benny the goat with a gigantic ass wider than he is tall. He's facing his butt to the viewer, upper body placed at the top of the ass cheeks. He looks behind him with a neutral expression towards Bread the moth, who is at one far end of Benny's ass. Bread is saying "boyfriend butt" repeatedly over and over while squeezing Benny's butt tightly. This is an alternate version of the main image that involves the addition of Bread getting a giant fluffy cock and set of fluffy balls. It's leaking cum incessantly.
April 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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CW: Grossly stretched mouth of comedic proportions

How else do you expect a burp to happen with a cosmically-sized stomach?
Benny's fat face with a maw stretched unbelievably wide from the catastrophic force of the burp
April 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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I got the go-ahead to post these! Once again all super super precious gifts from the newly acquired handsome bf @heurecachee.bsky.social . They may be doodles but in my heart they're masterpieces 🤎💜

A bit of a sillier one in replies below
Benny with a LOT of ass and thighs Bread (left) and Benny (right), the both of them kissing with inflated heads and inflated monobutt pear bodies. Bread is blowing into Benny to make him a LOT bigger~ Benny with a stupidly huge fat face. His stomach is grumbling and he's hungry...
April 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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An adorable little doodle they gave me (and some m o r e that I'll share later if I get a thumbs up) of Benny!! I like the goate
Art by tenhours/breadflours on FA of my goat sona, Benny. Though bubble reads "eye sack", a poke at my love for The Binding of Isaac
April 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Congrats on the 500! Your art is super great and you easily deserve 10x more followers. Have a goat!
April 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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With the super cute piece of Sandria I got very recently I figured it's only fair I repost the other most adorable piece of her I have. So full of shape!!

Gift art a ways back from @noeticchasm.bsky.social 🤎
Sandria the Eevee! She's standing tall and looking at the viewer while her skirt barely does much to conceal her massive voluptuous figure.
March 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I have this detail specifically for an upcoming sfw comm but I would like to canonize him with buck teeth and a gap to give him a lisp and I think he's adorable like that
Closeup of the monobutt image. Benny can be seen with buck teeth and a thick line between them to indicate a small gap, which would give him a lisp.
March 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM