Thought bsky was glitching lmao

Not the roguelite elements!

Also there seems to be this false idea that physical games are forever, like they couldn't just force update your system and block you from playing it anyway if they wanted

Physical ownership isn't that great rn either

This is the way
Legislate digital ownership and then ditch physical
But we need the legislation *first*

The most extreme E33 glazers are closeted jrpg fans who only played this one because it's on unreal 5 (so they have no bar set to compare it to)

I do feel kinda sad for them, because they clearly like jrpgs but might never play another one

They're not gonna play it because it's "too anime"

"haha, that last one is so cursed, good one"
reads alt text, no mention of that one being an edit
"oh no"

"I think fewer reviews should be poorly disguised PR, actually" being in any way a controversial take is insane to me

I can see the switch flip in the words, it's true art, like when a song clearly changes takes mid-way through

jfc gio

had to take a five-minute break after the first line

good thing he taught me how to steer 3 times dude I would've been so lost

given that it once quoted a headline from the onion, it's pretty clear they put no safeguards in place
so yeah, I also don't think it can do even that

as a non metroid fan this guy has done more to get me interested in the game than any of the trailers

as far as I understand (not very far) LLMs are probabilistic models. Given that there was much more talk online (aka where they pull the data from) about the hypothetical $90 game than the actual prices, even if they did update it there's a chance it would still get it wrong

If you've done literally any math past elementary school level you should know a calculator is like the least helpful thing, the most it does is saving you like 10 minutes

firmly in the second camp, especially because the first isn't even that true
fore retro games sure, but nowadays nearly every game gets immediately ripped and put online, and those obscure enough that that doesn't happen aren't getting physical releases anyway