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Laprofmme
@laprofmme.bsky.social
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Historian, 🐶 🐩 mom, aspiring native plant gardener, knitter, vintage plumbing fixture enthusiast. Oxford comma and footnotes, always and forever. I block with abandon. All opinions my own not my employer. Go Bills!
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It’s Tuesday, so dockless scooter users are being assholes and VeoRide isn’t giving a shit
VeoRide scooter parked crosswise across an entire sidewalk, which happens to be the one accessible entrance to a local business
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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#BillsMafia
Diagram of the life of a Buffalo Bills fan. It is a triangle that starts “Get Your Hopes” up —> “Get Disappointed” —> “Start to Believe Again” —> “Get Your Hopes Up” etc
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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#BillsMafia
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I believe this is what they call a ratio
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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“On a path towards fixing”??!! Are you joking??!! Absolutely pathetic excuse, senator. We will not forget that you sold us out
Mamdani-generator meme reading “Tim Kaine for Private Citizen” in orange on a bright blue background
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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It’s game day!! Let’s go squish some fish, #BillsMafia!!!
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Sic Semper Tyrannis, y’all 🫡
Virginia state seal, which shows an awkward white guy in purple armor and leather sandals lying on the ground, his crown cast aside (Tyranny), as a woman in a blue toga with one breast exposed, holding a spear in one hand and a parazonium in the other (Virtue) stomps on his chest. The text encircling them says VIRGINIA SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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LFG, Virginia!!!
Photo of an orange traffic cone topped by a blue sign saying “VOTER PARKING”
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Garden in fall
Clump of small, spherical almost luminous pale brown seed heads from Maryland golden aster Mass of tiny, fuzzy, cream colored seed heads on a grey goldenrod Spherical spray of cream and black seed heads on yellow stems from a nodding onion Stand of green nodding onion stalks with half-domes of tan and black seed heads
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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On to the next one. See y’all in a few hours #BillsMafia
Photo of Buffalo Bills running back James Cook superimposed over the words GAME DAY
November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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For reference
@ whitehousehistory.org THE WHITE HOUSE HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION Donate When did the White House first get plumbing? T EXACT DATE OF THE FIRST plumbing system in the White House remains unclear, and additions were gradually made over time. President Thomas Jefferson installed a cistern in the White House attic that distributed water through wooden pipes. The water then descended through the floors to service two water closets. During John Ouincy Adams' presidency, an iron garden pump with "nine spout holes" was attached to a well at the nearby Treasury Building and provided water to the White House Grounds. In 1833, President Andrew Jackson had installed iron pipes in the Ground Floor Corridor and a bathing room in the East Wing. By 1853, records indicate that the Second Floor of the White House had central plumbing, including hot and cold water taps. By 1876, a 2,000-gallon tank was installed in the attic to supply water throughout the White House.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I’m told the crackling noise is a good sign, not a harbinger of imminent explosion
October 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
The cover of Kirsty MacColl's album Kite. It consists of a black and white photograph of a white woman with heavy eye makeup and wavy hair, shown from behind in profile. Yellow type reads "Kirsty MacColl" in the top left corner, "Kite" in the bottom right.
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Ahem
Screen grab of a post from @justinbaragona.bsky.social with a video clip from a Fox News interview with Andrew Cuomo. "So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Absolute A+ socials game, Cincinnati Library. Gold star. No notes
Screengrab of an Instagram post made the day after the Cincinnati Bengals (3-5) lost to the New York Jets (1-7) by a final score of 39-38, after giving up 23 points in the 4th quarter: cincinnati public library cincylibrary We have books on 'tackling' and 'defense' if anyone would like to learn more about those subjects. 2,936 68 包 150 V 1,876 cincylibrary The Library is here to help. 1 day ago
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Either this shy guy is finally learning to play with other dogs at daycare or it’s time to turn the heat on
Photo of a small white dog wearing a blue Buffalo Bills bandana curled up into the tightest ball possible on a multicolored blanket. He is sadly unaware that in this house there is no heat before November 1 and anyone who’s cold should put on another sweater
October 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula
A photo of Matthew Goode playing Matthew Clairmont in A Discovery of Witches. It shows very attractive man with dark hair in a very old library holding a very old book.
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Small joys. Victory Monday!!

Support your local food bank, #BillsMafia!
Photo of a group of Buffalo Bills defenders in white and blue uniforms celebrating a takeaway, with white all-caps text reading VICTORY MONDAY
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Things the Steelers' outfits resemble more than an NFL uniform 14/
Bert from Sesame Street, a bright yellow Muppet who wears a striped sweater and brown pants
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Things the Steelers' outfits resemble more than an NFL uniform 13/
Yellow safety vest with white and black patches
October 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Things the Steelers' outfits resemble more than an NFL uniform 12/
A female figure skater wears a black and gold skating dress with tan tights and white skates. Text says (in Italian) Swiss Championship Junior and Senior B, Biasca 2013
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Things the Steelers' outfits resemble more than an NFL uniform 11/
Close-up photo of a yellow and black American garden spider (Argiope aurantia)
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Things the Steelers' outfits resemble more than an NFL uniform 10/
A 1970s pantsuit by the Italian designer Missoni with bright yellow and green/black vertical stripes
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Things the Steelers' outfits resemble more than an NFL uniform 9/
Clyfford Still's 1957-D-No. 1, a large-scale modern painting of vertical black and gold shapes with ragged edges from the Buffalo Albright-Knox Art Gallery collections (not ever gonna reconcile myself to the this Buffalo AKG BS)
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM