Lapis Kelinia
@lapiskelinia.bsky.social
IT professional who nerds out too hard on cats, medical crap, and living puzzles. Hobbies include swinging from humor's gibbet, morbid juxtaposition, and nurturing more dreams than drive.
She/her.
She/her.
I'm sick of the courts being populated by puppets who rubber stamp whatever nightmare this regime comes up with next, or being the last line of sanity's defense.
August 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm sick of the courts being populated by puppets who rubber stamp whatever nightmare this regime comes up with next, or being the last line of sanity's defense.
Once again, this blows me away because this was something I learned in high school.
August 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Once again, this blows me away because this was something I learned in high school.
Bold to think they won't.
January 26, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Bold to think they won't.
When did you have time for PornHub, and why was I not invited?
January 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
When did you have time for PornHub, and why was I not invited?
For context, you're talking to a guy who watches cooking shows for fun and relaxes by reading cookbooks.
January 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
For context, you're talking to a guy who watches cooking shows for fun and relaxes by reading cookbooks.
True, but I'm a little scared of what they do with macaroni.
January 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
True, but I'm a little scared of what they do with macaroni.
I don't think it's an accident they do everything they can to destroy public education.
November 22, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I don't think it's an accident they do everything they can to destroy public education.
And you get sick as a dog every damn time, too. ❤️
October 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
And you get sick as a dog every damn time, too. ❤️
She certainly looks good on blue.
October 5, 2024 at 4:45 AM
She certainly looks good on blue.
Why did you label her "Siamese-ish"? Her pattern is one of the permutations of siamese patterning.
October 5, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Why did you label her "Siamese-ish"? Her pattern is one of the permutations of siamese patterning.
Not only do I keep reading this as souls (plural), I am here for it and desperately want to ask how you came by multiple souls.
October 3, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Not only do I keep reading this as souls (plural), I am here for it and desperately want to ask how you came by multiple souls.
Siamese feral colony special, with a sister having a side order of Snowshoe.
August 30, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Siamese feral colony special, with a sister having a side order of Snowshoe.
Have matches, will travel.
July 28, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Have matches, will travel.
Please post pictures of the food dish, so we can confirm the analysis.
June 28, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Please post pictures of the food dish, so we can confirm the analysis.