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Lapis.liya
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✨Caveat emptor✨
Hold the bastards accountable.
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Happy Halloween!! Please enjoy this drawing my mom made in July 1960 when she was 6 3/4. @dr-ann1953.bsky.social
A child's drawing of two red devils with pitchforks in the lower left and right of the image, tending a large blazing bonfire in the center with smoke coming off. Red signs are in the ground above the devils in the shape of arrows, each one reading "DEVIL." My grandmother's handwriting is barely visible above, saying "Ann July 1960. 6 3/4"
October 31, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Making good use of my new bread machine.
Two pizzas made of homemade dough with Italian herb seasoning on two sheet pans, kneaded into quite imperfect ovals ~12 in. diameter and brushed with olive oil. On the left, a raw margherita pizza with buffalo mozzarella, thick sliced yellow heirloom tomatoes, and plenty of basil on top of marinara sauce. On the right, an uncooked supreme pizza with buffalo mozzarella, Parmesan, and aged white cheddar with hot Italian sausage, pepperoni, onion, mushroom, olive, basil and red pepper flakes on top of marinara sauce. Both pizzas are made with fresh dough. An "after," cooked version of the same pizzas described in the second picture, looking golden brown with melty cheese.
August 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Because when you're on vacation it's mandatory to look like you're drinking battery acid.
A bartender mixes red liquor in the background in front of a colorful mural. In the foreground is a bright blue and green drink garnished with pineapple.
August 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Adios, mainland! See you in a week.
View from the back of a ferry leaving Long Beach, CA destined for Catalina island. Woman in a red shirt on the blue ferry deck, looking up at the camera and smiling.
August 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Hallway of the Queen Mary, Long Beach, CA.
A long, well-lit and wood paneled hallway extends far off and somewhat creepily into the distance. The rug is patterned in orange, red, and both light and dark green stylized circles of fish and roses.
August 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Screenshot from the movie Ghost Dog and the Way of the Samurai. The text reads: "There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. By doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to all things."
August 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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In today's honor, here's my two beasties.
A striped orange cat sleeps, curled up on a plush teal blanket in an armchair. A large black cat is flopped lazily on his side, looking at the camera with his paws outstretched. The background is a dark green and maroon patterned rug.
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Screenshot from the show "Daria." Daria is getting up from the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, while Jane lounges on the top bunk. They're both dressed in winter clothing. Daria says to Jane, "Well, I was gonna dress for perishing, but okay."
August 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Every. Goddamn. Night.
July 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Do yourself a favor and make panzanella now.
Heirloom tomatoes, English cucumber, basil, olive oil, red wine vinegar, Dijon mustard, and fresh ground black pepper. Not pictured: minced shallot and garlic + tomato juices. Toasted, olive oil-coated French bread in ~1 inch sections. Panzanella salad in a silver bowl with wooden spoon.
July 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Sailor Moon smiles and sits on a crescent moon in front of a background of pink hearts. Text reads: "Sailor Moon says: Fuck the Police"
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Sliding into the weekend with cat hair on my shirt and a bird on my shoulder.
A large green parrot is perched on a woman's shoulder and they both stare into the camera. It's not obvious by looking but the parrot can sometimes be a real shit. Orange cat hair is visible on her black shirt.
June 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Motorist distraction meant they had to be murdered.
May 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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But I'm a little scared they already knew my email from the jump.
April 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Colonel Brat Guano reporting for duty.
April 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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January 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM