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lantispitfire.bsky.social
@lantispitfire.bsky.social
Per a friend: "deals drugs, makes booze, and takes pictures of skeletons". No shoes, yes ESC, general chaos
Burlington pride!
September 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The vendor of this brand of pill organizer clearly thought this through /s
August 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Various birds seen in yh city
August 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Various birds seen in yh city
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Given this was the least expensive instant coffee a the halal store...

Soldi soldi 👏👏
July 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Used my last spoons of the day to rack off half a gallon of mead (technically, braggot).

Told my coworker I have too much drink at home and he offered to help me drink some. Bringing it to work in an empty Pringles can though, since I don't want anyone getting in trouble
June 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
June 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I was gifted a pack of expired momofuku branded noodles (because noodles don't go bad), and it turns out that the noodles are a scam - this is just individually packed white noodles.

For $11 you can get 5 individual packs, or 5# of bulk noodles.

Maybe the cost is in the sauce?
May 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wasp.
May 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The tale of the Lesbian Hunter, by Vinny Marchi

I'm glad I had the opportunity to see him perform live in person last night, it's still sinking in
April 30, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Post a photo of a bus from your camera roll

Does the inside of a greyhound count?
April 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It got really hot in the pharmacy the other day so I had to remove my sweater, probably pissed off a bunch of conservatives but there were no fucks to give
April 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Yep, date mead is in the works.

1 gallon batch, about 1# of dates, 1# Costco wildflower honey, qs 1 gallon with water. Praying nothing explodes on me
April 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Anyways here's an alien enjoying a bowl of French onion soup
April 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
March 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You have died from eating the cake.
March 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Shamrocks, vs. sham rocks
March 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My new ink today!

A chicken nugget with a face (resembling Plank from Ed Edd and Eddy), sitting in a paper bag with some fries on the side

So I can feel like a chicken nugget and show people too
March 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Happy pi day, I got some egg tarts from a Chinese bakery in Boston
March 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The Green Dragon is a real place!
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Yksi, kaksi, kolme, sauna
March 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The best way to ship maple syrup. Or "maple syrup"
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Setting boundaries can be hard. But they ensure you won't be a doormat
February 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
From one of my friends, who works at National Park Services
February 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM