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Lanterns
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Fox nerd. Agender therian. He/Any. Bot developer.

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@rocketlanterns everywhere reasonable, https://linktr.ee/rocketlanterns
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Today's game recomendation: Caravan Sandwitch

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November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Today's game recomendation: Cocoon

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November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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look at how cool or pyromaniac gf is
Nessie sat to the left of two big buckets of fire
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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terrorising the discord
VioletDraggy happy Halloween hope you all have a wonderful day Mama Fox uvu no fuck you all today is spooky day I hope you all have a get freaked the fuck out by a big humanoid pumpkin banging on your door and calling you a dumbass he is approaching with incredible speed. you are not safe [image: an ominous pumpkin man standing broad wearing an orange pumpkin hoodie with a green hood and a carved face on the front]
October 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Today's game recomendation: Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

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October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Lilla and I about to piss off a lot of people lol
Chat log with Lilla link to post by Alice Bottino: HYPERBEAT is OUT NOW! me: wake up babe they reinvented open hexagon again me: every circular rhythm games is either maimai or open hexagon wacca: maimai beatblock: open hexagon lanota: maimai hyperbeat: despite flowing like maimai is actually still open hexagon Lilla: the difference being do you have a cursor or not Lilla: flowchart with circular rg and it's just do you control a dude and yes goes to super hexagon and no goes to maimai me: trueeeere Lilla: then there is ongeki Lilla: not circular so it gets to be called a shmup instead me: lmao
October 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Almost 3 years ago, I made some predictions on the desolate birdsite about the future of video games. I'm gonna copy those here and lets see how we're getting on (My predictions were for 2035 but I wonder if times have shifted in that regard)
Lanta @rocketlanterns on Twitter: Prediction for 2035: Sony drops out of the gaming market, leaving the PS5 as their final console. Microsoft creates the Microsoft Box, which is a "console" that is just a PC with dedicated gaming hardware in it. Deck sales continue strong and become a formidable force in gaming. Nintendo continues to sit in it's own little corner. Most game developers are now benchmarking their games against the Deck and the Box to ensure they reach the majority of the market. Higher fidelity and frame rate options still exist for people with higher powered computers. Most games now work natively on Linux. Microsoft Windows *might* fall out of favour to gaming audiences and be relegated to office or home environments but it's hard to tell, depends on what OS the Box uses. Thread continues: Someone creates a dedicated tiny console for retro enthusiasts that uses Pico8 or similar retro game studio. Games for it are distributed via an included game cartridge that can be updated with a downloaded rom using a usb cartridge interface. It would also be it's own devkit. (of course, it could also just use a formatted USB drive, but that would be less fun) Oh and one more thing for the list of predictions: Indie gaming is going to continue becoming a bigger thing. AAA gaming is going to fall off when the money stops flowing.
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Today's game recomendation: Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

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October 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Did you know I also have a button for my website.

I don't have much there, but i have a button!

<a href="https://rockett.space"><img src="https://rockett.space/button2.gif" title="RocketLanterns" alt="RocketLanterns" /></a>

(Lets see if bsky handles xss properly lol)
October 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Today's game recomendation: Everhood

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October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Today's game recomendation: Strange Jigsaws

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September 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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:>
The cheesecake now out of the springform pan with a slice taken from it
September 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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in the fridge now :>
a non-bake vanilla cheesecake in a spring form pan
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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lmao?

Imagine the early miss window being fucking FOREVER, jesus christ
A screenshot of neal.fun I'm Not a Robot level 47: Din Don Dan, "Dance to the Rhythm", stage complete accuracy 94%
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Get cubed, idiot
A frame from Tom and Jerry depicting Tom as a cube, leaning against an open safe.
September 6, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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a very close up picture of a very round red panda plush
September 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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tfw my gf is a furry or something
Notification from VioletDraggy that squid is thicker than I expected
August 31, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Today's game recomendation: Fixfox

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August 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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legit advice btw :)
Lanta: make sure you remember to oversloop the assemblers making slugs into power shards, don't want to run out of shards before endgame. VioletDraggy: I'm sorry I know the context for this and I understand what you mean but out of context what on earth are you talking about Lanta: oversloop op Xcyiterr: I find it funny how I can't even tell if you're making stuff up or giving legit advice VioletDraggy: put the winkydink in the blorper to triple your schmootz output
August 30, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Post from michaelwaev on Tumblr: I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.
August 30, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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Message from ASkyeOfStars: "i expect to be cited for this joke, MLA 7th edition format"
August 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Good news! Our bathtub unsnapped clean in whole.
A picture of a bathtub filled with water.
August 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Presented from the private chat without context
A discord chat log Konsider Keychain: hey @ask me for pictures, I bought a fresh bottle of lube for you and @official kita fucker to drink together or something idk ask me for pictures: awa official kita fucker: oh boy what flavour Konsider Keychain: extra smooth official kita fucker: oh boy my favoutire
August 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Today's game recomendation: Havendock

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August 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Hey I saw these italicized letters, does anyone have any pointers for the pizza express ARG?
A pizza express flyer. It reads "Loyalty rewarded instantly. pizza express club. enjoy instant rewards every time you dine. scan to join today" The letters L, A, W, E, T and L are italicised
August 8, 2025 at 9:14 AM