John Smaultz
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John Smaultz
@lantabraves.bsky.social
things were way better back when everything was worse
This is cool as hell
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
signing Moyer and contractually obligating every draft pick to sleep at his house at least 5 nights a week to learn The Dark Arts
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
tbf who could have possibly known this would happen
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Memphis lost to UAB. Please let them be in the playoff. It would be so glorious.
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Miss State and Arkansas is the game they would make you watch in The Good Place
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
well that was a fast vindication
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“But there’s a twist, we’re gonna make you follow a celebrity and a kicker who is an actual legend. Then, you’re up but with way less fanfare. Sound good?”
October 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
man I love your work but this feels like something you post to generate pissed off replies that you’ll screenshot the worst of, and post on Twitter to complain about it.

the president is actively trying to strip away fundraising ability from The Groups. that’s bad, even if you don’t like them!
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Idk how but this man feels PERFECT* for Auburn.

*for entertainment purposes only
October 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
the most literal Pack Watch of all time
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
that it happened to Bill makes this feel spiritual
October 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
why is the ump already jawing before he gets to the dugout?
October 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
need a discussion on potential variations of this from @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
September 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM