Lanine
@lanine.bsky.social
Synthesist, nerd, VR fanatic, lefty soyboy.
The internet is trying to make us all believe that the guy who swooned over Arnold Palmers sexy big sloppy schlong sucked Clinton’s hog… I’ll buy that. That seems on point.
November 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The internet is trying to make us all believe that the guy who swooned over Arnold Palmers sexy big sloppy schlong sucked Clinton’s hog… I’ll buy that. That seems on point.
Right now, Donald is sitting in his Barbie themed gold encrusted oval office with makeup all over his face, and he’s planning a god damn ballroom..
Back in the 90s, if you were caught on rollerblades, you would instantly be outed as gay.
Progressive values have gone too far!
Back in the 90s, if you were caught on rollerblades, you would instantly be outed as gay.
Progressive values have gone too far!
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Right now, Donald is sitting in his Barbie themed gold encrusted oval office with makeup all over his face, and he’s planning a god damn ballroom..
Back in the 90s, if you were caught on rollerblades, you would instantly be outed as gay.
Progressive values have gone too far!
Back in the 90s, if you were caught on rollerblades, you would instantly be outed as gay.
Progressive values have gone too far!
It kinda seems like Donald thinks he’s actually gonna get the peace price… Mindblowing. He’s gonna throw a hissy fit once some woke peace loving goodguy gets it.
October 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It kinda seems like Donald thinks he’s actually gonna get the peace price… Mindblowing. He’s gonna throw a hissy fit once some woke peace loving goodguy gets it.
And just like that, the 2 full days of calls for culling the left was replaced with the familiar mix of ‘this guy isn’t the real killer!’ And calls for unity.
Right wingers and their violent nature.. if only there was a consequence for 2 days of issuing fatwas on twitter.. alas.
Right wingers and their violent nature.. if only there was a consequence for 2 days of issuing fatwas on twitter.. alas.
September 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
And just like that, the 2 full days of calls for culling the left was replaced with the familiar mix of ‘this guy isn’t the real killer!’ And calls for unity.
Right wingers and their violent nature.. if only there was a consequence for 2 days of issuing fatwas on twitter.. alas.
Right wingers and their violent nature.. if only there was a consequence for 2 days of issuing fatwas on twitter.. alas.
It was already bad enough switching from Department of Defense to Department of War.. Swapping Child Protective Services to The Kid Fucking Club seems a bit far.
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It was already bad enough switching from Department of Defense to Department of War.. Swapping Child Protective Services to The Kid Fucking Club seems a bit far.
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Toad is in Mario with Mario.
Mario is in Smash with Solid Snake.
Solid Snake is in the same universe as JFK.
JFK is RFK Jr.'s uncle.
RFK is Trump's health secretary.
Trump was Jeffrey Epstein's best friend.
Where are the files, Toad?
Mario is in Smash with Solid Snake.
Solid Snake is in the same universe as JFK.
JFK is RFK Jr.'s uncle.
RFK is Trump's health secretary.
Trump was Jeffrey Epstein's best friend.
Where are the files, Toad?
August 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Toad is in Mario with Mario.
Mario is in Smash with Solid Snake.
Solid Snake is in the same universe as JFK.
JFK is RFK Jr.'s uncle.
RFK is Trump's health secretary.
Trump was Jeffrey Epstein's best friend.
Where are the files, Toad?
Mario is in Smash with Solid Snake.
Solid Snake is in the same universe as JFK.
JFK is RFK Jr.'s uncle.
RFK is Trump's health secretary.
Trump was Jeffrey Epstein's best friend.
Where are the files, Toad?
The amount of souls slop shown off at the gamescom show was startling.. We’re in for a few years of the most generic cash grab games ever as the big studios buckle with massive 2026 flops in an oversaturated market.
AAA games need to fail and renew. Trend chasing takes 5 years and they arrive late
AAA games need to fail and renew. Trend chasing takes 5 years and they arrive late
August 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The amount of souls slop shown off at the gamescom show was startling.. We’re in for a few years of the most generic cash grab games ever as the big studios buckle with massive 2026 flops in an oversaturated market.
AAA games need to fail and renew. Trend chasing takes 5 years and they arrive late
AAA games need to fail and renew. Trend chasing takes 5 years and they arrive late
This was not a show of force.. It was a loser trying to impress a boy he admires…
August 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
This was not a show of force.. It was a loser trying to impress a boy he admires…
300 million people and no one’s shot D in the head yet.
Makes the rest of the world happy we don’t rely on guns to keep the powerful in check. Turns out all they’re getting with their 2nd amendment is dead kids. Valueless.
Makes the rest of the world happy we don’t rely on guns to keep the powerful in check. Turns out all they’re getting with their 2nd amendment is dead kids. Valueless.
August 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
300 million people and no one’s shot D in the head yet.
Makes the rest of the world happy we don’t rely on guns to keep the powerful in check. Turns out all they’re getting with their 2nd amendment is dead kids. Valueless.
Makes the rest of the world happy we don’t rely on guns to keep the powerful in check. Turns out all they’re getting with their 2nd amendment is dead kids. Valueless.
So if Pedo Don is redacting his name from the epstein files, is it safe for us to just assume everything that is redacted is donald?
Sometimes redacting just leads to more guilt. After all, why would he redact anyone else? Is he literally protecting his pedo friends?
Donald Trump rapes kids.
Sometimes redacting just leads to more guilt. After all, why would he redact anyone else? Is he literally protecting his pedo friends?
Donald Trump rapes kids.
August 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
So if Pedo Don is redacting his name from the epstein files, is it safe for us to just assume everything that is redacted is donald?
Sometimes redacting just leads to more guilt. After all, why would he redact anyone else? Is he literally protecting his pedo friends?
Donald Trump rapes kids.
Sometimes redacting just leads to more guilt. After all, why would he redact anyone else? Is he literally protecting his pedo friends?
Donald Trump rapes kids.
I said this would happen.. The incels will normalize pedophilia before any rich fuck gets any punishment.
By the end of this, ghislaine will walk free and the age of consent will be 13.
By the end of this, ghislaine will walk free and the age of consent will be 13.
July 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I said this would happen.. The incels will normalize pedophilia before any rich fuck gets any punishment.
By the end of this, ghislaine will walk free and the age of consent will be 13.
By the end of this, ghislaine will walk free and the age of consent will be 13.
If you put on pants and a sweater, you’re good..
If you put on two pants and two sweaters, you’ll be panting and sweating…
That’s all.
If you put on two pants and two sweaters, you’ll be panting and sweating…
That’s all.
July 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you put on pants and a sweater, you’re good..
If you put on two pants and two sweaters, you’ll be panting and sweating…
That’s all.
If you put on two pants and two sweaters, you’ll be panting and sweating…
That’s all.
Conservatives 2018: Go WoKe Go BroKe!
Conservatives 2025: ERRYTHING IS WOKE NOW!!!!
Never right about anything. That’s the conservative way.
Conservatives 2025: ERRYTHING IS WOKE NOW!!!!
Never right about anything. That’s the conservative way.
July 13, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Conservatives 2018: Go WoKe Go BroKe!
Conservatives 2025: ERRYTHING IS WOKE NOW!!!!
Never right about anything. That’s the conservative way.
Conservatives 2025: ERRYTHING IS WOKE NOW!!!!
Never right about anything. That’s the conservative way.
Asked chatgpt to give me a pie recipe in the style of Jordan Peterson. Who says AI can’t capture the essence of humanity?
July 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Asked chatgpt to give me a pie recipe in the style of Jordan Peterson. Who says AI can’t capture the essence of humanity?
For me nothing beats 2006-2013ish era sci-fi. Warehouse 13, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Eureka, Heroes, Fringe, Haven..
Even with a gazillion TV shows going today, we literally have like 2 sci fi themed shows with a cast I give a shit about.
Bring back cozy sci-fi. Please. No more doomsday shit.
Even with a gazillion TV shows going today, we literally have like 2 sci fi themed shows with a cast I give a shit about.
Bring back cozy sci-fi. Please. No more doomsday shit.
June 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
For me nothing beats 2006-2013ish era sci-fi. Warehouse 13, Stargate SG-1 and Atlantis, Eureka, Heroes, Fringe, Haven..
Even with a gazillion TV shows going today, we literally have like 2 sci fi themed shows with a cast I give a shit about.
Bring back cozy sci-fi. Please. No more doomsday shit.
Even with a gazillion TV shows going today, we literally have like 2 sci fi themed shows with a cast I give a shit about.
Bring back cozy sci-fi. Please. No more doomsday shit.
If you are born today you’ll likely be able to join this war when you turn 18. Happy fucking birthday!
June 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If you are born today you’ll likely be able to join this war when you turn 18. Happy fucking birthday!
Remember when we were all terrified Putin would bomb a nuclear power plant, and now Israel is doing it and it’s OK?
One meltdown during a period with winds going north, (AKA every day all year long) Europe is in a BAD situation.
No one benefits from Israel’s existence. No one. NO ONE.
One meltdown during a period with winds going north, (AKA every day all year long) Europe is in a BAD situation.
No one benefits from Israel’s existence. No one. NO ONE.
June 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Remember when we were all terrified Putin would bomb a nuclear power plant, and now Israel is doing it and it’s OK?
One meltdown during a period with winds going north, (AKA every day all year long) Europe is in a BAD situation.
No one benefits from Israel’s existence. No one. NO ONE.
One meltdown during a period with winds going north, (AKA every day all year long) Europe is in a BAD situation.
No one benefits from Israel’s existence. No one. NO ONE.
Wonder what Jesus would think about a government forcing a corpse to gestate a fetus in his name.
Then again, forcing corpses to carry fetuses is some biblical shit. Maybe it’s just a fresh approach to hastening the second coming. Has to happen before israel burns.
Then again, forcing corpses to carry fetuses is some biblical shit. Maybe it’s just a fresh approach to hastening the second coming. Has to happen before israel burns.
June 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Wonder what Jesus would think about a government forcing a corpse to gestate a fetus in his name.
Then again, forcing corpses to carry fetuses is some biblical shit. Maybe it’s just a fresh approach to hastening the second coming. Has to happen before israel burns.
Then again, forcing corpses to carry fetuses is some biblical shit. Maybe it’s just a fresh approach to hastening the second coming. Has to happen before israel burns.
Just another old mfr who bought the propaganda..
MLK would have had the ear of no white man without the threat of a violent uprising.
People need to stop this nonsensical commitment to a past that never was.
Many riots, many deaths, that was core to the movement’s success. No fear, no respect.
MLK would have had the ear of no white man without the threat of a violent uprising.
People need to stop this nonsensical commitment to a past that never was.
Many riots, many deaths, that was core to the movement’s success. No fear, no respect.
June 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Just another old mfr who bought the propaganda..
MLK would have had the ear of no white man without the threat of a violent uprising.
People need to stop this nonsensical commitment to a past that never was.
Many riots, many deaths, that was core to the movement’s success. No fear, no respect.
MLK would have had the ear of no white man without the threat of a violent uprising.
People need to stop this nonsensical commitment to a past that never was.
Many riots, many deaths, that was core to the movement’s success. No fear, no respect.
Once again, California has to show the nation how to resist fascism while the rest of the nation is singing and waving flags and signs with fun wordplay.
Want freedom? Gotta fight for it or lose it.
To be clear: Military protecting racist militiamen as they round up civilians=not freedom.
Want freedom? Gotta fight for it or lose it.
To be clear: Military protecting racist militiamen as they round up civilians=not freedom.
June 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Once again, California has to show the nation how to resist fascism while the rest of the nation is singing and waving flags and signs with fun wordplay.
Want freedom? Gotta fight for it or lose it.
To be clear: Military protecting racist militiamen as they round up civilians=not freedom.
Want freedom? Gotta fight for it or lose it.
To be clear: Military protecting racist militiamen as they round up civilians=not freedom.
I guess now is the time the conservatives start realizing Elon is a moron.. Better late than never..
June 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I guess now is the time the conservatives start realizing Elon is a moron.. Better late than never..
If most of the podcasts and youtube shows you enjoy sell you man-boosting supplements, guess what? You’re consuming content that’s directed at lesser men. Advertisers don’t waste money, they target the likely customers..
Why are all the conservatives selling gender affirming care?
LESSER MALES
Why are all the conservatives selling gender affirming care?
LESSER MALES
June 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If most of the podcasts and youtube shows you enjoy sell you man-boosting supplements, guess what? You’re consuming content that’s directed at lesser men. Advertisers don’t waste money, they target the likely customers..
Why are all the conservatives selling gender affirming care?
LESSER MALES
Why are all the conservatives selling gender affirming care?
LESSER MALES
Joe Rogan is probably done talking about good old Texas liburty and freedum!! The guys he voted for just made weed illegal.
I love that for him. Genuinely hope there’s a drug raid at his compound and that the cops shoot his dog. POS gullible chud needs his head adjusted through experience.
I love that for him. Genuinely hope there’s a drug raid at his compound and that the cops shoot his dog. POS gullible chud needs his head adjusted through experience.
May 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Joe Rogan is probably done talking about good old Texas liburty and freedum!! The guys he voted for just made weed illegal.
I love that for him. Genuinely hope there’s a drug raid at his compound and that the cops shoot his dog. POS gullible chud needs his head adjusted through experience.
I love that for him. Genuinely hope there’s a drug raid at his compound and that the cops shoot his dog. POS gullible chud needs his head adjusted through experience.