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La Niña
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Library worker from the Dazed and Confused Generation.
Actual snow accumulation in Durham!
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Made the sales associate at JCrew laugh today. He was showing the different styles of men’s pants and when he pointed out the broken-in straight pants I told my husband to go for those because he himself is a broken-in straight.
December 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A guest in my house just said “Buckaroo Banzai is not a good movie” and let me tell you, you can insult my cooking, my housekeeping, or my cats, but I will not stand for The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimenaion slander.
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@mrmaresca.com, I saw this and immediately thought of you and Tony. (Who seems to not be here at the moment.)
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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A bit of a BlueSky Hail Mary - but if you live in NYC and looking to adopt or can donate, please help.

I've spent over 3k to keep this backyard family alive and healthy. Everything you would need to know: www.amandaschultz.com/adopt

Anyone that could repost I'd be grateful.
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Pedro Pawscal, no doubt because of living outside for so long, is absolutely terrified of thunderstorms. Not ideal when living somewhere with daily afternoon storms. So, most afternoons, he cuddles with me under a blanket while I crochet. It’s freaking adorable.
August 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This man may genuinely be a political genius. I haven't seen anyone this good with people since... maybe Obama?
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Since we're all discussing Coldplay now, would someone please confirm the existence of Roman cavalry choirs?
July 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Delta has a trivia game you can play inflight. Looks like I still got it. #FormerJeopardyChamp
July 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Someone more Christian than me is going to have to explain how denying people in need food and health care, while joking about alligators eating people, is in any way consistent with the whole WWJD thing?
July 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Just had an elderly man ask me how long the stairs to the 2nd floor of the library had been there and then vehemently disagree with me when I said “as long as the building’s been here”. Florida, man.
June 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Not the guy we trespassed earlier this year for watching porn on the public computers back at the computers but cleverly disguised with a disposable 😷? Florida, man.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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He's about three seconds away from seeing Goody Proctor and Goody Nurse up on the beam.
It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉
May 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Retiring in 4 weeks and the urge to just say fuck it and not show up again is not negligible.
May 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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northend.page/old-north-pr...
Silence Dogood has some more messages to deliver. Tonight their canvas was the Old North Church.
Old North projections
Silence Dogood had some messages to project onto the Old North Church tonight.A small crowd gathered as the images cycled. Asked whether the projectors were part of the official 250 celebration or som...
northend.page
April 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Just got blessed by a nun at work so I’ve got that going for me.
February 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Begging some hero in the Department of Ed to rename the student loan record file folder "DEI training materials" before unlocking the door for the DOGE bros
February 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Democrats, if you have the balls to text me for money, I’m going to need to see you building a guillotine or at least filling a sock full of batteries.
February 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“We know you’re out of power. We understand you’re in the minority. We hear that, loud and clear.

What we’re not hearing is your anger. We’re not hearing your outrage. We’re wondering whether or not you actually hear us.”
Comms Advice for Democratic Lawmakers
You didn't ask, but I'm offering it anyway.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
From Ask A Manager of all places
“a CIA guidebook that was distributed in Nazi-occupied countries with advice for office workers and bureaucrats on how to safely resist the Nazis without putting yourself or your family in danger.”

www.cia.gov/static/5c875...
www.cia.gov
January 30, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.

But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What did Battlestar Galactica say? “It happened before. It will happen again.”
January 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sunday’s cocktail - The Last Word - was a rare split decision. Dave loved it and I…did not. I’d forgotten how much I dislike anise. But it sure is purty.
January 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
January 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM