lanie
@laniep0p.bsky.social
mean lesbian 🧚🏼♂️ aspiring problematic fave
i inherited my dads diabolically ugly feet and have been hobbling around all week thinking i sprained my toe only to be reminded that he also has GOUT which i have likely inherited too
February 19, 2026 at 10:25 PM
i inherited my dads diabolically ugly feet and have been hobbling around all week thinking i sprained my toe only to be reminded that he also has GOUT which i have likely inherited too
not Natalie porscha’ing herself #thetraitorsus
January 30, 2026 at 2:08 AM
not Natalie porscha’ing herself #thetraitorsus
my sister and i are watching VPR for the first time and are FINALLY mere episodes from Scandoval (i know who it was, she doesn’t) and her boss is leaving town and making her house sit until SATURDAY NIGHT
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
my sister and i are watching VPR for the first time and are FINALLY mere episodes from Scandoval (i know who it was, she doesn’t) and her boss is leaving town and making her house sit until SATURDAY NIGHT
feeling called to door to door evangelize about sumo mandarins
not enough of y’all know about sumos
I’m not an orange person and I’ve been eating at least 1 everyday for 3 weeks
not enough of y’all know about sumos
I’m not an orange person and I’ve been eating at least 1 everyday for 3 weeks
January 20, 2026 at 11:49 PM
feeling called to door to door evangelize about sumo mandarins
not enough of y’all know about sumos
I’m not an orange person and I’ve been eating at least 1 everyday for 3 weeks
not enough of y’all know about sumos
I’m not an orange person and I’ve been eating at least 1 everyday for 3 weeks
after a truly hellacious month, my bub just aced a glucose curve. little mr. diabetes is REGULATED Y’ALL 🤪🤘🏻
January 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
after a truly hellacious month, my bub just aced a glucose curve. little mr. diabetes is REGULATED Y’ALL 🤪🤘🏻
digging his nails into other mens’ legacies because he’s so desperate to be known as anything other than the world’s least popular pedophile and it’s not working 💀
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
digging his nails into other mens’ legacies because he’s so desperate to be known as anything other than the world’s least popular pedophile and it’s not working 💀
told my family about my dog’s diagnosis by saying
lab results are in, Hudson has:
lab results are in, Hudson has:
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
told my family about my dog’s diagnosis by saying
lab results are in, Hudson has:
lab results are in, Hudson has:
lab results came back this morning, Hudson is diabetic 😭 his only symptom was a lot of drinking/peeing, we really thought it was just a UTI
gonna be a rough weekend of panicking over my bub, we go back on Monday to get insulin and meet with a diabetic educator.
he’s in still great spirits though 💛
gonna be a rough weekend of panicking over my bub, we go back on Monday to get insulin and meet with a diabetic educator.
he’s in still great spirits though 💛
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
lab results came back this morning, Hudson is diabetic 😭 his only symptom was a lot of drinking/peeing, we really thought it was just a UTI
gonna be a rough weekend of panicking over my bub, we go back on Monday to get insulin and meet with a diabetic educator.
he’s in still great spirits though 💛
gonna be a rough weekend of panicking over my bub, we go back on Monday to get insulin and meet with a diabetic educator.
he’s in still great spirits though 💛
haven’t seen the cats at all today, my dog is drinking WAY too much water and peeing WAY too much (vet appt in the morning) and I just started my period
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
haven’t seen the cats at all today, my dog is drinking WAY too much water and peeing WAY too much (vet appt in the morning) and I just started my period
holiday hours thwarted my plans to see fall foliage finally hit the botanical gardens but we hit an antique mall instead and I still had a phenomenal 30th birthday ✨
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
holiday hours thwarted my plans to see fall foliage finally hit the botanical gardens but we hit an antique mall instead and I still had a phenomenal 30th birthday ✨
had a neighbor move away and abandon their indoor/outdoor cat a few months ago
she’s been the neighborhood cat since, a few people feed her but she never gets too close
just discovered she’s had 2 kittens and has them tucked away behind the retainer wall in my backyard
she’s been the neighborhood cat since, a few people feed her but she never gets too close
just discovered she’s had 2 kittens and has them tucked away behind the retainer wall in my backyard
December 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
had a neighbor move away and abandon their indoor/outdoor cat a few months ago
she’s been the neighborhood cat since, a few people feed her but she never gets too close
just discovered she’s had 2 kittens and has them tucked away behind the retainer wall in my backyard
she’s been the neighborhood cat since, a few people feed her but she never gets too close
just discovered she’s had 2 kittens and has them tucked away behind the retainer wall in my backyard
absolutely CRIMINAL
i would die if i found something like the original 😭
i would die if i found something like the original 😭
December 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
absolutely CRIMINAL
i would die if i found something like the original 😭
i would die if i found something like the original 😭
not an open store with a package of fried onions available… shoutout Pinterest and a couple old onions, Thanksgiving is saved 😮💨
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
not an open store with a package of fried onions available… shoutout Pinterest and a couple old onions, Thanksgiving is saved 😮💨
the thought of casting a vote for Jasmine Crockett to take Ted Cruz’s senate seat
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the thought of casting a vote for Jasmine Crockett to take Ted Cruz’s senate seat
burning taxpayer money for NOTHING and doubly so when the inevitable countersuit hits
remember to vote next week, y’all cut these frivolous bastards off at the knees wherever we can
remember to vote next week, y’all cut these frivolous bastards off at the knees wherever we can
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
burning taxpayer money for NOTHING and doubly so when the inevitable countersuit hits
remember to vote next week, y’all cut these frivolous bastards off at the knees wherever we can
remember to vote next week, y’all cut these frivolous bastards off at the knees wherever we can
sorry to geek but omg??? geeked
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sorry to geek but omg??? geeked
didn’t even have to block it myself lmao
October 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
didn’t even have to block it myself lmao
entering week 6 of having intermittently functioning A/C in Texas
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
entering week 6 of having intermittently functioning A/C in Texas
I’m hardly tuned into #bbuk chatter but from here it looks like they cast half queer people and half “foaming at the mouth to call someone a faggot” esque bigots and thought that’d be just fine
October 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’m hardly tuned into #bbuk chatter but from here it looks like they cast half queer people and half “foaming at the mouth to call someone a faggot” esque bigots and thought that’d be just fine
Johnny did all that for 4th place #loveislandgames
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Johnny did all that for 4th place #loveislandgames
tamale stand’s cucumber limeade always hits though 🙂↕️
October 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
tamale stand’s cucumber limeade always hits though 🙂↕️
local vendor day got weird huh
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
local vendor day got weird huh
#morganmob really channeled her determination and got her over here 😭 #bb27
September 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
#morganmob really channeled her determination and got her over here 😭 #bb27
simmer pot season 🙂↕️
September 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
simmer pot season 🙂↕️