Danielle Langlois
@langwa.bsky.social
Writer. Actor. Problem Solver.
Pro-democracy. (Call your elected reps!)
Deadpan Humor Apologist.
Anti-Tribalism. Anti-Fascism. Anti-Fashion.
Pro-Empathy. Pro-Habitable Climate 🌍
#RankedChoiceVoting ❤️Show More Love❤️
https://linktr.ee/daniellelanglois
Pro-democracy. (Call your elected reps!)
Deadpan Humor Apologist.
Anti-Tribalism. Anti-Fascism. Anti-Fashion.
Pro-Empathy. Pro-Habitable Climate 🌍
#RankedChoiceVoting ❤️Show More Love❤️
https://linktr.ee/daniellelanglois
JIMINY FLIPPING CRICKET
ADAM MCKAY EXPLAINED
THIS TO Y’ALL ALREADY.
Go watch THE BIG SHORT again, you catastrophically short sighted dummies.
@ghostpanther.bsky.social
ADAM MCKAY EXPLAINED
THIS TO Y’ALL ALREADY.
Go watch THE BIG SHORT again, you catastrophically short sighted dummies.
@ghostpanther.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
JIMINY FLIPPING CRICKET
ADAM MCKAY EXPLAINED
THIS TO Y’ALL ALREADY.
Go watch THE BIG SHORT again, you catastrophically short sighted dummies.
@ghostpanther.bsky.social
ADAM MCKAY EXPLAINED
THIS TO Y’ALL ALREADY.
Go watch THE BIG SHORT again, you catastrophically short sighted dummies.
@ghostpanther.bsky.social
It just means it’s at a higher altitude, per Matthew Cappucci.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
It just means it’s at a higher altitude, per Matthew Cappucci.
Really wish I had been there to watch this Columbo moment for Sandwich Guy’s defense: Officer said the sandwich “exploded all over my uniform.” CUT TO: Video footage — Unexploded Sandwich is fully wrapped in paper on the ground.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Really wish I had been there to watch this Columbo moment for Sandwich Guy’s defense: Officer said the sandwich “exploded all over my uniform.” CUT TO: Video footage — Unexploded Sandwich is fully wrapped in paper on the ground.
Most people never experience a direct hit from a storm this intense. Those experiencing it right now are likely more terrified than most of us can even imagine.
As our oceans heat up, island nations will suffer. They didn’t put all that excess carbon into the atmosphere. Nations like the U.S. did.
As our oceans heat up, island nations will suffer. They didn’t put all that excess carbon into the atmosphere. Nations like the U.S. did.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Most people never experience a direct hit from a storm this intense. Those experiencing it right now are likely more terrified than most of us can even imagine.
As our oceans heat up, island nations will suffer. They didn’t put all that excess carbon into the atmosphere. Nations like the U.S. did.
As our oceans heat up, island nations will suffer. They didn’t put all that excess carbon into the atmosphere. Nations like the U.S. did.
Jamaica is home to 2.8 million people.
The second strongest Atlantic hurricane on record, Cat 5 Hurricane Melissa is making landfall on Western Jamaica with 185 mph winds.
The second strongest Atlantic hurricane on record, Cat 5 Hurricane Melissa is making landfall on Western Jamaica with 185 mph winds.
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Jamaica is home to 2.8 million people.
The second strongest Atlantic hurricane on record, Cat 5 Hurricane Melissa is making landfall on Western Jamaica with 185 mph winds.
The second strongest Atlantic hurricane on record, Cat 5 Hurricane Melissa is making landfall on Western Jamaica with 185 mph winds.
When asked if he planned to vote yes on prop 50, one guy said: “I feel like this should be left to a higher power.”
My response: “I hear you. I totally get that. I feel like Jesus wanted me to call you today so we can make sure poor people in this country can still get food and healthcare.”
My response: “I hear you. I totally get that. I feel like Jesus wanted me to call you today so we can make sure poor people in this country can still get food and healthcare.”
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When asked if he planned to vote yes on prop 50, one guy said: “I feel like this should be left to a higher power.”
My response: “I hear you. I totally get that. I feel like Jesus wanted me to call you today so we can make sure poor people in this country can still get food and healthcare.”
My response: “I hear you. I totally get that. I feel like Jesus wanted me to call you today so we can make sure poor people in this country can still get food and healthcare.”
😎 Quick update on my 2nd day phone banking for California’s YES on 50 campaign:
Jesus has entered the chat. 😇
Jesus has entered the chat. 😇
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
😎 Quick update on my 2nd day phone banking for California’s YES on 50 campaign:
Jesus has entered the chat. 😇
Jesus has entered the chat. 😇
We could absolutely lose this Election Day. It’s way too close. That’s terrifying.
Will you volunteer to help make calls to California voters? You don’t have to live in California.
#Yeson50
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Will you volunteer to help make calls to California voters? You don’t have to live in California.
#Yeson50
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
October 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We could absolutely lose this Election Day. It’s way too close. That’s terrifying.
Will you volunteer to help make calls to California voters? You don’t have to live in California.
#Yeson50
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
Will you volunteer to help make calls to California voters? You don’t have to live in California.
#Yeson50
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
‘Sup, America. This is what LOVING America looks like.
Me at NoKings 10/18. Sherman Oaks had hundreds of people!
Me at NoKings 10/18. Sherman Oaks had hundreds of people!
October 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
‘Sup, America. This is what LOVING America looks like.
Me at NoKings 10/18. Sherman Oaks had hundreds of people!
Me at NoKings 10/18. Sherman Oaks had hundreds of people!
Frankenstein’s Monster asked me to post this picture of him with his sign before we went to one of the local #NoKings (WE LOVE AMERICA!) rallies in Los Angeles.
“The world is my country, mankind are my friends, to do good is my religion.”
Thomas Paine
‘The Age of Reason’
“The world is my country, mankind are my friends, to do good is my religion.”
Thomas Paine
‘The Age of Reason’
October 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Frankenstein’s Monster asked me to post this picture of him with his sign before we went to one of the local #NoKings (WE LOVE AMERICA!) rallies in Los Angeles.
“The world is my country, mankind are my friends, to do good is my religion.”
Thomas Paine
‘The Age of Reason’
“The world is my country, mankind are my friends, to do good is my religion.”
Thomas Paine
‘The Age of Reason’
WOW. If you get a chance to watch ’Andrew Young: The Dirty Work,’ do it.
Congratulations to Rachel Maddow, MSNBC Films, Surprise Inside, and everyone else involved in the creation of this wonderful and inspiring documentary.
@maddow.msnbc.com
Congratulations to Rachel Maddow, MSNBC Films, Surprise Inside, and everyone else involved in the creation of this wonderful and inspiring documentary.
@maddow.msnbc.com
October 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
WOW. If you get a chance to watch ’Andrew Young: The Dirty Work,’ do it.
Congratulations to Rachel Maddow, MSNBC Films, Surprise Inside, and everyone else involved in the creation of this wonderful and inspiring documentary.
@maddow.msnbc.com
Congratulations to Rachel Maddow, MSNBC Films, Surprise Inside, and everyone else involved in the creation of this wonderful and inspiring documentary.
@maddow.msnbc.com
DEFINE YOUR TERMS
OR THEY WILL
DEFINE THEM FOR YOU
Being anti-fascist is patriotic.
Anti-fascism is a political stance,
not an organization.
OR THEY WILL
DEFINE THEM FOR YOU
Being anti-fascist is patriotic.
Anti-fascism is a political stance,
not an organization.
September 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
DEFINE YOUR TERMS
OR THEY WILL
DEFINE THEM FOR YOU
Being anti-fascist is patriotic.
Anti-fascism is a political stance,
not an organization.
OR THEY WILL
DEFINE THEM FOR YOU
Being anti-fascist is patriotic.
Anti-fascism is a political stance,
not an organization.
With talking points this uniform coming out of the right so quickly after the murder, it’s completely understandable why Kimmel said what he did. The MAGA publicity machine was pre-set to “deflect” and “demand Civil War.” It IS disturbing. And Kimmel’s punishment is another form of deflection.
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
With talking points this uniform coming out of the right so quickly after the murder, it’s completely understandable why Kimmel said what he did. The MAGA publicity machine was pre-set to “deflect” and “demand Civil War.” It IS disturbing. And Kimmel’s punishment is another form of deflection.
It’s UNCONSCIONABLE that this kind of talk is being normalized. Straight out of the fascist playbook. Brian Kilmeade cannot be allowed to blithely say that homeless people should be killed by the state via involuntary lethal injection.
THIS IS SO DANGEROUS.
PLEASE CALL FOX NEWS, FOLKS.
THIS IS SO DANGEROUS.
PLEASE CALL FOX NEWS, FOLKS.
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s UNCONSCIONABLE that this kind of talk is being normalized. Straight out of the fascist playbook. Brian Kilmeade cannot be allowed to blithely say that homeless people should be killed by the state via involuntary lethal injection.
THIS IS SO DANGEROUS.
PLEASE CALL FOX NEWS, FOLKS.
THIS IS SO DANGEROUS.
PLEASE CALL FOX NEWS, FOLKS.
I found my soulmate on Bluesky and its name is the Consumer Product Safety Commission. 😂💯❤️ Give them a follow, they have funny skeets — when they’re not warning that “you could poke your eye out with that.”
@cpsc.gov
@cpsc.gov
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I found my soulmate on Bluesky and its name is the Consumer Product Safety Commission. 😂💯❤️ Give them a follow, they have funny skeets — when they’re not warning that “you could poke your eye out with that.”
@cpsc.gov
@cpsc.gov
Slurp! Stephen “Mayo” Miller’s magic egg-oil-elixir soothed his hoarse throat and pacified his raging, sadistic soul. He mused about using mayo as a secret weapon to harm his enemies: ptomaine poisoning, mmmm, yessss. Deadly yet still so delicious. Eat up, stupid peasants. So tangy. Slurp, slurp!
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Slurp! Stephen “Mayo” Miller’s magic egg-oil-elixir soothed his hoarse throat and pacified his raging, sadistic soul. He mused about using mayo as a secret weapon to harm his enemies: ptomaine poisoning, mmmm, yessss. Deadly yet still so delicious. Eat up, stupid peasants. So tangy. Slurp, slurp!
If you have a GOP legislator in Congress, give them no rest until they do their damn jobs and protect this nation from the currently ongoing attack from within.
They’re not scared of you. Why?
They’re not scared of you. Why?
August 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If you have a GOP legislator in Congress, give them no rest until they do their damn jobs and protect this nation from the currently ongoing attack from within.
They’re not scared of you. Why?
They’re not scared of you. Why?
Full image with time stamp
August 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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DHS HIRING SLOGAN:
“Defend your culture.”
😳 WTF? 😳
“Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.”
Remy de Gourmont
“Defend your culture.”
😳 WTF? 😳
“Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.”
Remy de Gourmont
August 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
DHS HIRING SLOGAN:
“Defend your culture.”
😳 WTF? 😳
“Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.”
Remy de Gourmont
“Defend your culture.”
😳 WTF? 😳
“Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.”
Remy de Gourmont
Fuck.
Damn it, this is so fucking sad.
Damn it, this is so fucking sad.
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fuck.
Damn it, this is so fucking sad.
Damn it, this is so fucking sad.
NOTE: the article was published in 2008, near the end of George W. Bush’s eight year presidency, so while it could use some updating it also helpfully serves as a type of time capsule to provide proof to folks that the “Russia Russia Russia” deflection* really is quite silly.
July 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
NOTE: the article was published in 2008, near the end of George W. Bush’s eight year presidency, so while it could use some updating it also helpfully serves as a type of time capsule to provide proof to folks that the “Russia Russia Russia” deflection* really is quite silly.
You think the ITALIAN MOB that we see in the movies was bad? They’re PUSSYCATS compared to
Russian Organized Crime (ROC).
ROC is far more brutal, and it deals in the highly lucrative markets of SEX SLAVES (human trafficking, including 'Epstein list' type stuff) and ORGAN HARVESTING.
Russian Organized Crime (ROC).
ROC is far more brutal, and it deals in the highly lucrative markets of SEX SLAVES (human trafficking, including 'Epstein list' type stuff) and ORGAN HARVESTING.
July 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You think the ITALIAN MOB that we see in the movies was bad? They’re PUSSYCATS compared to
Russian Organized Crime (ROC).
ROC is far more brutal, and it deals in the highly lucrative markets of SEX SLAVES (human trafficking, including 'Epstein list' type stuff) and ORGAN HARVESTING.
Russian Organized Crime (ROC).
ROC is far more brutal, and it deals in the highly lucrative markets of SEX SLAVES (human trafficking, including 'Epstein list' type stuff) and ORGAN HARVESTING.
You know what to do, Pennsylvania. Call them now. They’re defunding PA Medical Assistance and will force rural hospitals to close.
July 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
You know what to do, Pennsylvania. Call them now. They’re defunding PA Medical Assistance and will force rural hospitals to close.
WISH I HAD a GOP SENATOR to call! Do you have one?
Please call your Senator NOW
if you live in
Iowa,
Maine,
Missouri,
Ohio,
North Carolina,
Utah,
or
West Virginia.
Let them know you’re a constituent.
Kill the bad budget bill!
(whispered)
Call them right now!
202-224-3121
☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️
Please call your Senator NOW
if you live in
Iowa,
Maine,
Missouri,
Ohio,
North Carolina,
Utah,
or
West Virginia.
Let them know you’re a constituent.
Kill the bad budget bill!
(whispered)
Call them right now!
202-224-3121
☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️
June 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
WISH I HAD a GOP SENATOR to call! Do you have one?
Please call your Senator NOW
if you live in
Iowa,
Maine,
Missouri,
Ohio,
North Carolina,
Utah,
or
West Virginia.
Let them know you’re a constituent.
Kill the bad budget bill!
(whispered)
Call them right now!
202-224-3121
☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️
Please call your Senator NOW
if you live in
Iowa,
Maine,
Missouri,
Ohio,
North Carolina,
Utah,
or
West Virginia.
Let them know you’re a constituent.
Kill the bad budget bill!
(whispered)
Call them right now!
202-224-3121
☎️ ☎️ ☎️ ☎️