And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was forever wracked with guilt. Why did I survive, he would ask himself, when other Tims of various sizes perished? WHY THIS TIM, he would scream into the void of every Christmas Eve night, I’M TOO TINY TO BE OF USE.

Hear me out… Power Wash Stimulator… not a porn parody. Just a look at a little known sub-culture of people who can only get off by being washed by a powerful hose. Again, not a porn parody

No room on your list for ?-
Socks and Ashtrays
Harry Who Did It
Steak Knives Save Lives
The Mountain Man Cancan
Jeremy’s Archipelago
A Ballad of Saints and Taints

All great films more people should see

Ronaldo is the Elon Musk of football. He’s achieved great numbers through a hegemonic sense of entitlement but there’s no joy in what he does. Those cr7 fanboys just see the stats and the abs. They don’t appreciate the impish joy a player like Salah can bring when they are at the top of their game.

You can get more out of self-flagellating with a sock full of mince than being on twitter these days. At least with the sock you end up with some well tenderized meat and your timeline isn’t full of dudes in skintight turtlenecks who want to reshoot The Last Jedi

American Horror Cowboy. Immortal bloodsucking cowboy, Billy Eichner, who own a great pair of leopard print leather pants, wreaks revenge on villainous oil baroness, Lady Gaga

I will use this to wash down my signature cheetos, M&Ms, and Raisin Bran mix while flipping the bird to a world gone mad

Bears?

He is also slowly turning into this guy so I think we’ll be fine.

I think it would have been more effective if they just got an actor that sort of looked like Ian Holm and put a sticker on his forehead that said “This is Ian Holm”

Little John was robbed

Huge Zardoz fan for what it’s worth.

Joke - I’m a big red pants Superman guy. The bigger and redder the better. I’m not a no pants Superman boy.