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Landon Yeomans
@landydandy.bsky.social
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Babe you don’t understand, I’ve only seen her tits once
November 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Shae Guevara
September 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I will not believe the people when they say mgk is anti bro; he has 15 million followers on Spotify, 3 songs with almost a billion plays, mf was even nominated for best rock album a couple years ago at the Grammys; he is not counter culture, he just straight up is culture
September 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lol so apparently there’s a site that’s been reporting and doxxing people who are making fun of Charlie kirks death
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Everyone wants to have a conversation about gun violence but no one wasn’t to talk about how Charlie Kirk was spouting hate speech
September 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My favorite vids are kitten bathing videos because theyre scruffing the kittens and that’s where their zero reflex kicks in and the owners look like they’re holding an 18lb trout they caught in a river
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m glad dril is on threads bc without him, threads is just Reddit, like I know you shouldn’t just go on the fyp because it’s just omega cancer and aids, but I only glance at the fyp because they have some breaking news tidbits
August 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
How to play milk of Madonna by deftones (almost)
August 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
How to play infinite source by deftones
August 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Us autistics need a heads up display
August 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Trying something out… well enough alone alone in F#
July 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
My safe space is your moms pussy
July 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Saw someone say the other day that being a fat preteen girl would crush the egos of most men, and while I agree, you gotta remember that I got made fun of by fat preteen girls as a fat autistic preteen boy

If you’re gonna cook, consider including all your ingredients next time!
July 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I’ve always had a pilot for a cooking show where a d list chef is really confident at cooking food horribly to the point where it’s inedible and they have to eat what they make at the end
July 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was enamored by her tiny forehead and large feet
July 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Has anyone transvestigated trump yet
July 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
im always tempted to go on fb and post "Who got tar hmu" as a joke but like A) most people wouldnt recognize it as a joke/ find it funny and B) im a "grown man" in my 30s so yeah
June 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Saw a girl at Safeway with a shirt that said “Jesus napped too” and I wanted to castrate myself with a rusty chainsaw
June 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
death stranding 2: he go poo poo
death stranding 3: he go pee pee
death stranding 4: he make a big snore
death stranding 5: he say goodbye
June 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hi, I’m molly.
Molly Percocet.
June 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
When a girl is racist it’s like woah look out everybody it’s Adolf Clitler
June 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We need to fund the mythbusters youtube channel, having full episodes is so awesome but having them in 480p in 2025 is criminally evil, give them more money for increased bandwidth on videos
June 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Amazing that liberals are so anti war yet when Ukraine drone strikes Russian air bases, they go “🥰 yay war and destruction 🥰”
June 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Having a #femboydinner before I go to bed
May 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
open.spotify.com/album/6xPdmX... these freakin songs now on Spotify wee
How Pretty Can I Be?
Letterbomb · EP · 2025 · 5 songs
open.spotify.com
May 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM