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LANDO
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Tallahassee, FL
FSU 26’ studying Marketing 📈
The climax of the story😳
MAJOR BREAKING: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein Files and that's why they have not been released to the public
June 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
At least your w us, Hakeem!

While Musk got a black-eye from a fight w Republicans lol 😭😭
Trump is attacking the federalist society, Musk is attacking the big ugly bill and Congressional Republicans are attacking each other.

House Democrats are fighting for you.

The extremists are fighting each other.
June 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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“The government of the United States is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.” — Treaty of Tripoli, signed by the United States in 1797.
May 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am currently at Florida State University where there is an active shooter (or 2) on campus.

I am safe, but shocked and terrified of how the situation became.
April 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The Trump Administration paying an innocent man (Albrego Garcia) to be locked up in El Salvador for no reason other than being a gang member or a “Latino”

Bribery??

Or turning El Salvador into a concentration camp for Latinos??

I would be very disturbed and horrified for this to come.
April 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
MUSIC is not what everybody else thinks when they expect of Carti… but this album is that new MUSIC by Carti that we haven’t heard in a hot min.
Playboi Carti has released ‘MUSIC.’

Stream: open.spotify.com/album/0fSfkmx0…
March 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump has made America:
Less affordable
Less healthy
And less safe
but…
Trump has made America:
More dangerous
More in debt
And more contagious

Please, in ALL MIGHTY GOD, stop the evil known as THE OLIGARCHS!!
February 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If bullies are weak, then why did Trump bully trans ppl, autistic ppl, Hispanic ppl, Black ppl, or even average White Americans

Trump was teasing on being a bully lol. That’s why he blames everything on DEI saying DEI is the bully.

Nahhh…

Trump and his admin are considered bullies lol😭

WEAK!!
February 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This year in 2025, we got so far:

Federal funding paused yesterday

A “concentration camp” is in the works at Guatamala

An American Airlines plane crashed into a black hawk helicopter

Ladies and Gentleman I present to you:

Project 2025😁
January 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Zuckerberg has sucked the king’s 🍆
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Fun fact:
I tend to write cursive more than print, especially signatures:)
January 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I’ve been taught to get a good job, go to college, and been told to work hard but not too hard on myself.

I’m very surprised that many people are complete dropouts from high school and then run small businesses of their own. That’s not considered hard work, it’s considered a scam😞
Regular people to their kids: "This is America. If you work hard you can be anything you want. Even the President."

Billionaires to their kids: "This is America. If you stay rich you can buy anything you want. Even the President."
November 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:

The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:

An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.

RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Joy Reid killing it on MSNBC tonight!!

It’s confirmed that Gaetz is a pedophile😭
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Y’all, hear me out:

A pedophile nominated for Attorney General was the smartest choice😁
November 13, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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A lot of accounts asking for followers but we follow back everyone who asks no matter how long it takes us!

RT and drop a heart if we still need to get you! 💙
November 13, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I just deactivated my X account before Elon gets on my ass.
November 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Fuck it, I’m deleting X🤣🤣

That app is now toxic asf thx to Elon’s bias.

Now, we fight the power✊
November 13, 2024 at 5:24 PM