landofbadfood.bsky.social
@landofbadfood.bsky.social
I am my own target audience
At what point in life will I stop waking up in a panic from a dream that I’m failing all my high school classes because I haven’t been going or doing my homework? Because it’s apparently not at 30
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Starting the new year off right by taking selfies of myself sobbing on the couch
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Reposted
How your email finds me this Thanksgiving week:
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
I’ve been a fully functioning adult for a while now but it still never fails to amaze me how many things in life are made better or even fixed entirely by eating something and going on a walk
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t want to work 😭😭😭😭😭 I want to play video games 😭😭😭😭😭😭
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Too many enjoyable things I’d like to do this weekend so what is the most likely outcome? I will suffer decision paralysis and do none of them
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
There are times when I feel like a functional adult but I just opened my freezer and found four different bags of unopened frozen raspberries so it’s not today
August 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
That time of the year where there are so many good fruits to enjoy that I have to figure out a game plan on how to eat them all with minimal waste. How lucky I am to live with such abundance
July 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Congrats to people who can focus at work after 2:30 pm. I’m jealous. Unfortunately, it will never be me
July 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’ve been meaning to put in my two weeks every single day this week and every single day I manage to convince myself I should just work one more day 😭
July 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Girl who just accepted a job offer for $18k more than she’s currently making 🥹🥹
July 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I love saying “it’s in hyperspace now” after I send an email and start freaking out about how I worded it
June 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Girl who fucked up and now has to go hiking hungover 😔
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’ve cried more during my 8ish months of being 29 than the rest of my 20s combined so I for one want to turn 30
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Hi I went to China and had the best time, here’s some pictures
May 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A little girl in Shanghai told me three separate times that I was “so beautiful” and she doesn’t know it but she may have cured me
May 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
GOING TO CHINA TOMORROW
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Top thoughts this week:
- headed to China next week
- going to China next week
- traveling to China next week
- China next week
- need to pack for China next week
- headed to China next week
- next week, going to China
- flying to China next week
- I think I’m insane
- next week, China
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
One minor inconvenience away from packing myself and my cat in my car with our most treasured possessions and moving to LA
April 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I went shopping with my friend last night and they had a set of shirts I liked but they didn’t have the colors I wanted in my size so today my friend stopped by a different TJMaxx and they had them and she picked them up for me 🥹🥹 to be loved is to be considered, truly
April 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My friends are just too used to my life being a train wreck 🤦🏻‍♀️
March 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nothing like going on a Hinge date to confirm what I already knew: my soul mate is not on Hinge
March 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
So fun that I can have roughly the same amount of coffee every day and just once every few weeks or so it sends me into a shaky mess of anxiousness!!!
March 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Between Mikey Madison and Dichen Lachman I am not feeling wasian enough these days 😭
February 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Need to leave the country about this
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM