At what point in life will I stop waking up in a panic from a dream that I’m failing all my high school classes because I haven’t been going or doing my homework? Because it’s apparently not at 30
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
At what point in life will I stop waking up in a panic from a dream that I’m failing all my high school classes because I haven’t been going or doing my homework? Because it’s apparently not at 30
Starting the new year off right by taking selfies of myself sobbing on the couch
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Starting the new year off right by taking selfies of myself sobbing on the couch
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How your email finds me this Thanksgiving week:
November 26, 2024 at 10:34 PM
How your email finds me this Thanksgiving week:
I’ve been a fully functioning adult for a while now but it still never fails to amaze me how many things in life are made better or even fixed entirely by eating something and going on a walk
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’ve been a fully functioning adult for a while now but it still never fails to amaze me how many things in life are made better or even fixed entirely by eating something and going on a walk
I don’t want to work 😭😭😭😭😭 I want to play video games 😭😭😭😭😭😭
August 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t want to work 😭😭😭😭😭 I want to play video games 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Too many enjoyable things I’d like to do this weekend so what is the most likely outcome? I will suffer decision paralysis and do none of them
August 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Too many enjoyable things I’d like to do this weekend so what is the most likely outcome? I will suffer decision paralysis and do none of them
There are times when I feel like a functional adult but I just opened my freezer and found four different bags of unopened frozen raspberries so it’s not today
August 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There are times when I feel like a functional adult but I just opened my freezer and found four different bags of unopened frozen raspberries so it’s not today
That time of the year where there are so many good fruits to enjoy that I have to figure out a game plan on how to eat them all with minimal waste. How lucky I am to live with such abundance
July 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That time of the year where there are so many good fruits to enjoy that I have to figure out a game plan on how to eat them all with minimal waste. How lucky I am to live with such abundance
Congrats to people who can focus at work after 2:30 pm. I’m jealous. Unfortunately, it will never be me
July 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Congrats to people who can focus at work after 2:30 pm. I’m jealous. Unfortunately, it will never be me
I’ve been meaning to put in my two weeks every single day this week and every single day I manage to convince myself I should just work one more day 😭
July 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve been meaning to put in my two weeks every single day this week and every single day I manage to convince myself I should just work one more day 😭
Girl who just accepted a job offer for $18k more than she’s currently making 🥹🥹
July 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Girl who just accepted a job offer for $18k more than she’s currently making 🥹🥹
I love saying “it’s in hyperspace now” after I send an email and start freaking out about how I worded it
June 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I love saying “it’s in hyperspace now” after I send an email and start freaking out about how I worded it
Girl who fucked up and now has to go hiking hungover 😔
June 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Girl who fucked up and now has to go hiking hungover 😔
I’ve cried more during my 8ish months of being 29 than the rest of my 20s combined so I for one want to turn 30
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’ve cried more during my 8ish months of being 29 than the rest of my 20s combined so I for one want to turn 30
Hi I went to China and had the best time, here’s some pictures
May 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hi I went to China and had the best time, here’s some pictures
A little girl in Shanghai told me three separate times that I was “so beautiful” and she doesn’t know it but she may have cured me
May 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
A little girl in Shanghai told me three separate times that I was “so beautiful” and she doesn’t know it but she may have cured me
GOING TO CHINA TOMORROW
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
GOING TO CHINA TOMORROW
Top thoughts this week:
- headed to China next week
- going to China next week
- traveling to China next week
- China next week
- need to pack for China next week
- headed to China next week
- next week, going to China
- flying to China next week
- I think I’m insane
- next week, China
- headed to China next week
- going to China next week
- traveling to China next week
- China next week
- need to pack for China next week
- headed to China next week
- next week, going to China
- flying to China next week
- I think I’m insane
- next week, China
April 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Top thoughts this week:
- headed to China next week
- going to China next week
- traveling to China next week
- China next week
- need to pack for China next week
- headed to China next week
- next week, going to China
- flying to China next week
- I think I’m insane
- next week, China
- headed to China next week
- going to China next week
- traveling to China next week
- China next week
- need to pack for China next week
- headed to China next week
- next week, going to China
- flying to China next week
- I think I’m insane
- next week, China
One minor inconvenience away from packing myself and my cat in my car with our most treasured possessions and moving to LA
April 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
One minor inconvenience away from packing myself and my cat in my car with our most treasured possessions and moving to LA
I went shopping with my friend last night and they had a set of shirts I liked but they didn’t have the colors I wanted in my size so today my friend stopped by a different TJMaxx and they had them and she picked them up for me 🥹🥹 to be loved is to be considered, truly
April 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I went shopping with my friend last night and they had a set of shirts I liked but they didn’t have the colors I wanted in my size so today my friend stopped by a different TJMaxx and they had them and she picked them up for me 🥹🥹 to be loved is to be considered, truly
My friends are just too used to my life being a train wreck 🤦🏻♀️
March 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
My friends are just too used to my life being a train wreck 🤦🏻♀️
Nothing like going on a Hinge date to confirm what I already knew: my soul mate is not on Hinge
March 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Nothing like going on a Hinge date to confirm what I already knew: my soul mate is not on Hinge
So fun that I can have roughly the same amount of coffee every day and just once every few weeks or so it sends me into a shaky mess of anxiousness!!!
March 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So fun that I can have roughly the same amount of coffee every day and just once every few weeks or so it sends me into a shaky mess of anxiousness!!!
Between Mikey Madison and Dichen Lachman I am not feeling wasian enough these days 😭
February 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Between Mikey Madison and Dichen Lachman I am not feeling wasian enough these days 😭
Need to leave the country about this
February 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Need to leave the country about this