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Land Moose
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I'm not sure why fat people have to keep catching strays when people talk about the president

I'm not surprised it's an MD doing it.
Dr. Jan Kirsch posts "YOU FAT FELON"
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Snidely Whiplash in a court room gallery, raising his hand to volunteer
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Homer and Marge are in post-coital skimpy clothing. He has just asked Marge where his pants are. She answers "you threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again."
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Is he wrong? I've been trying to get my wife to wear hats for years
Three women in big dumb hats. The caption states "Big Dumb Hat"
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Lol, not sure why your original post made me think of it but it's one of my favourite Far Sides
Three old men sit astride rocking chairs on a porch. The left-most predicts a rain squall as his knee swells. The middle predicts a blizzard, displaying a swollen hand. The third is unsure but states "something is happening, there goes my head"
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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"I am 30 to 40 years old and I do not need this"
October 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Ron Perlman from his video, directed at studio execs, proclaiming "there's a lot of ways to lose a house."
October 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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What's your sign?
A standard toilet, with a non-standard sign attached reading: Caution--wear goggles when using this machine
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Yeah, I could spend a few months with a few albums. Oh No by Ok Go, Tommy by the Who, Making Mirrors by Gotye...
Homer dreams of God. Homer (asking when he'll die): "I can't wait" God: "you can't wait six months?"
September 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Repost an elf that isn't from Lord of the Rings
Walnut Dankgrass of The C-Team, as drawn by her artist Trystan Falcone
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Post a heartwarming screenshot from Trek.
Captain Picard, freshly impaled by a Nausicaan, laughing.
September 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The Dude says: You're not wrong, you're just an asshole
August 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Only good Cracker Barrel logo
Canadian Cracker Barrel cheese logo (no connection to the American chain)
August 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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So when will my cheese have a different logo? Are they adding a man, or ...?
Logo of Cracker Barrel, Canadian cheese brand
August 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Selfish: this man found time to build a birdhouse while jonbenét Ramsey's murder is still unsolved
August 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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PSA that lead paint causes brain damage
August 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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A map of US States I would live in. All 50 are red for "never".
August 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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This is what your constructions look like in that game
Screenshot from old game World of Goo
August 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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@catelli.bsky.social because you were commenting on rare Environment Canada condition icons
A stack of offset grey bars to somehow visually indicate "mist" in current weather conditions, which are otherwise 20C
August 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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In contrast, a Canadian person is worth a mean of 2.75 Americans, with the exchange rate variable by state
Some wag posting that "the canadian year is only 9.67 months, similar to how their dollar or loonie works"
July 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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(only in regards to the word "confession")
A bored looking priest in the confessional with the caption "once again, weird, but not a sin"
July 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor, subtitled "Why? Was he an idiot?"
July 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I just saw grilled chicken on my (Canadian) McDonald's menu
4 variations on the grilled chicken sandwich on the McDonald's app in Canada
July 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Reductress, July 1 2025: We Asked 50 Men to Explain Why They're Single. None of Them Were Right.
July 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Saskatchewan clouds from this morning
July 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM