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The Little Planet, Hero of Ptah!
Andre: *appears*
Valencia: Oh thank god, so--
Liora, activated: Well WHO is this HANDSOME DEVIL
a woman with purple hair and a choker is waving her hand in front of a purple background .
ALT: a woman with purple hair and a choker is waving her hand in front of a purple background .
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November 10, 2024 at 10:57 PM
You are Liora. A frog has informed you that the water here is weird. Do you:
A) Tell your smart wizard friend about the weird water
B) Question the frog for more details
C) Throw something in to see what happens
D) SHOVE YOUR HAND IN TO THE SHOULDER
a person is giving a thumbs up while swimming in a lake
ALT: a person is giving a thumbs up while swimming in a lake
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November 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Frog: Whatcha doin
Liora: In a boat
Frog: What the fuck is a boat
Liora: Honestly not sure
November 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Liora: Oh yeah, so you're marrying that pumpkin-headed guy, Jasper? Weird but do you.
Valencia: Okay, look. That was a weird time in my life. And also I was on drugs.
a scarecrow with a pumpkin head is wearing a red and white polka dot dress
ALT: a scarecrow with a pumpkin head is wearing a red and white polka dot dress
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November 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
All Liora's interactions with Valencia now look like this.
a man with a tattoo on his arm is sitting next to a lion with its mouth wide open
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is sitting next to a lion with its mouth wide open
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November 10, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Liora is soulbonding for the very first time!!!
a man is petting two lions in a field while they look at the camera .
ALT: a man is petting two lions in a field while they look at the camera .
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November 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
"She's in front of... uh... fuck me... the religion bench?" --Destiny forgetting the word "altar"
November 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
"He's a very stupid werewolf." --Destiny, playing the werewolf
November 10, 2024 at 10:55 PM
"Survive the night" horror, but it's two girls with silver grapefruit spoons hollering at a werewolf through a megaphone.
November 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Valencia wasn't really MAD at the werewolf until it told her that her territory was "inconsequential." #Rude
November 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Valencia: This is the house of Victor Rosales.
Zombies: Oh, Lil' Vicky?
November 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I would like to formally object to the leader of the invading zombie mobsters being "Don Juan."
November 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I shot a gun!!!
November 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM