We are the Cookie Monster of etiquette: Me want cookie.

I didn't realize demons were so fuzzy and non-threatening. Seriously, how many legions of Satan's Muppets would it take to conquer a random Chuck-E-Cheese? The average human child is scrappy.

So the lesson here for students in Oklahoma, mix a little religion into every assignment so you can argue afterwards. The assignment in question was posted by the student. It was not good by its own standards or the grading criteria. Having it ignored as it will be is in the student's best interest

"Genie, I wish you'd just tell me what to wish for."

While I understand the sentiment here, the first example in the article is lame. The groom asked for a location recommendation from an AI. That seems innocent compared to say: www.science.org/content/arti...

I guess it takes all kinds. Some use vaccines. Some essential oils. Some the blood of slain mortal men.

Nifti Grifti

Our vaccination rates have become "measly" in both size and consequence.

During a colonoscopy they remove all polyps even though not all polyps are cancerous. As the polyp must be biopsied, all men should prove acceptable character and not just get the benefit of the doubt. Or something like that.

It might be fair to argue that "National Rifle Association of America v. Vullo" might apply here, but with the current Supreme Court, who knows?

CBS just announced a new show about a plucky CEO named Georgie who does everything the president wants called "Those Who Bow"

Thank you for spreading the holy gospel of "dagnabbit" about a cowpoke who made water into moonshine and had a posse of twelve.

"Dagnabbit!" He swore as the entire room gasped at the vulgarity.

The British Museum has been in possession of these stolen statues for 1552 Liz Truss Prime Ministries. You can see her confusion.

You are correct and justified. I saw a video on zombie job postings the other day and realized again everything can be made even worse.

"New Yorkers who are footing the $20.5 million bill for the legal defense of Cuomo's sex scandal will get yet another chance to reject him."

Let's talk logistics of Hitler/Stalin level deaths and how 1 in every 16-17 Americans dying would actually be noticeable. Height of Covid was only like 1 in 300ish.

I'm told AI can hallucinate up some good intel for the administration. Apparently, Iran radicalized Godzilla.