Lan
@landers537.bsky.social
Mom, I am a rich man ✨ Mathematically sophisticated (she/her)
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Lan
@landers537.bsky.social
· Apr 13
I feel like it must feel so good to hit a ground rule double
Gotta respect someone who comes to yoga to just do whatever the fuck they want. Dint even pretend to follow the instructor
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gotta respect someone who comes to yoga to just do whatever the fuck they want. Dint even pretend to follow the instructor
I did not sacrifice my time and energy for years to get my graduate degree just so that some company director could tell us to all “think about how we could use AI in our daily work” at the virtual holiday party
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I did not sacrifice my time and energy for years to get my graduate degree just so that some company director could tell us to all “think about how we could use AI in our daily work” at the virtual holiday party
Happy Annual Shampoo in My Eye to all who celebrate
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Happy Annual Shampoo in My Eye to all who celebrate
Welcome back to another episode of Leanne Reads a Horrible Christmas Themed Romance Novel.
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Welcome back to another episode of Leanne Reads a Horrible Christmas Themed Romance Novel.
Bringing a “What the Fuck is Going On” vibe to the meeting agenda today
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bringing a “What the Fuck is Going On” vibe to the meeting agenda today
What i want for christmas is for someone to call my electrician for me
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What i want for christmas is for someone to call my electrician for me
Back to back loads of laundry where i left a tissue in my pocket. An omen for sure
December 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Back to back loads of laundry where i left a tissue in my pocket. An omen for sure
Tipsy at a 1 year olds birthday party telling everyone about how I thought i saw my first grays a couple weeks ago
November 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Tipsy at a 1 year olds birthday party telling everyone about how I thought i saw my first grays a couple weeks ago
Not to be a Karen but why would you text me that my order is ready for pickup if its not in fact ready for pickup
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Not to be a Karen but why would you text me that my order is ready for pickup if its not in fact ready for pickup
Important question: does Frankenstein’s monster have a dick?
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Important question: does Frankenstein’s monster have a dick?
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Maxey was born to wear these black Sixers jerseys huh
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Maxey was born to wear these black Sixers jerseys huh
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Could have been us!
Jeff Hoffman pitching for a World Series...
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Could have been us!
Why did the Steelers think skin colored pants were a good idea???
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Why did the Steelers think skin colored pants were a good idea???
7:42. Right on time
The return of one of my favorite games: What Time Do You Think The Sixers Game Will Actually Start
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
7:42. Right on time
The return of one of my favorite games: What Time Do You Think The Sixers Game Will Actually Start
October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The return of one of my favorite games: What Time Do You Think The Sixers Game Will Actually Start
My dentist wants me to get an electric toothbrush but they dont understand I live a sad sad life where I dont have an outlet in my bathroom
October 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My dentist wants me to get an electric toothbrush but they dont understand I live a sad sad life where I dont have an outlet in my bathroom
Not superstitious but drinking the same drinks and listening to the same music as I was last night
October 9, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not superstitious but drinking the same drinks and listening to the same music as I was last night
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Oh baby
This is bliss
This is bliss
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Oh baby
This is bliss
This is bliss
Either Phillies win tonight, or our suffering is over. Win-Win situation
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Either Phillies win tonight, or our suffering is over. Win-Win situation
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Thank god Survivor and Slow Horses are back. Summer tv was such a slog.
October 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thank god Survivor and Slow Horses are back. Summer tv was such a slog.
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The Phillies will wear the powder blues in LA this week. Left the grays at home.
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The Phillies will wear the powder blues in LA this week. Left the grays at home.