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Landen
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Old man who shouts at clouds.
Paul Mescal is a lenticular of Alfred Molina and Willem Dafoe.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
When humans do the robot dance, we applaud. When robots do the human, we scream THEY’RE TAKING OUR JOBS!
October 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I miss the days when club dancing meant spontaneous, intricate, synchronized choreography.
October 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
hope one day i can achieve the artist who photographer poses looking at their reflection in a window status
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I still have scars from how much i failed at skateboarding

EMOTIONAL TRAUMATIC SCARS
CALIFORNIA GAMES
EPYX 1989
SEGA MASTER SYSTEM
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i feel it
October 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Want to know how to do a fun magic trick?
Watch the double feature of Fail Safe followed by On the Beach and as if by some mystical force an anxiety attack will appear
September 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Me in the Midsommar dress but it’s made of pastries.
September 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
how likely is my job to give me time off for being raptured? Is that like bereavement time or general pto
September 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I didn’t get raptured today, but I did get ruptured from eating too much mac & cheese
September 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I know the drugs and abandoning your mental health and general toxic aggrandizement was bad, but where did we come down specifically on tiger blood
September 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Things I learned from the Billy Joel doc, part 1:
He wrote We Didn’t Start the Fire like Robin Williams frantically scanning the room for headlines to come up with the name Mrs Doubtfire.
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Men love to cry pass it on
September 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It doesn’t bother me that the members of the Blue Man Group are blue, but why are they MOIST
September 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Someone take away Glen Powell’s key to the wig closet.
September 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Yeah I’m into hiking.
Hiking this entire sandwich in my mouth.
August 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Shouldn’t they be called outsects?
August 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
So glad publishers are labeling books as A Novel these days I’ve been so confused for years
August 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Who ya gonna call? feels more like a taunt a home invader would make to their hostages than a business slogan
#yabusted
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Chaperone? I thought you said Chappell Roan! [cut to: some school dance where Chappell measures the distance between dates while they dance or some shit]

Just saying this out loud to try to avoid the inevitable Capital One commercial in 10 years.
August 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Limon cello la croix tastes like someone juiced lucky charms marshmallows
August 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Somebody stop me from quoting The Mask
July 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A new service that offers anyone over 40 one of those “catch up on what you missed” videos they give to people who were frozen in ice for half a century.
January 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I hate how negative I am
August 8, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Xennials need to admit that the horn section of 90s music is the equivalent of the sax solos in 80s music.
August 6, 2024 at 2:58 AM