7XXJY-MRYLNFuck Canada becoming the 51st state.
How about the West coast (California, Oregon, Washington) secede and join Canada to become #Cascadia.
Don't laugh. It's more realistic than anything Trump is distracting you with.

Black Friday is for amateurs.
Professional shoppers (and I did reach Professional status) get better than BF deals throughout the year. Only amateurs get conned in November.

Brothers Noel and Liam Gallagher from #Oasis, are the most arrogant, undeservedly famous and untalented wankers in musical history. Nothing will ever convince me that these 2 c@nts have musical talent to match the media space they clog up like a stuffed toilet.

America Fucked Around. Now we move to the Find Out part of the process.

Do the people who moan about the 'sanctity' of Christmas celebrate it as a religious day, or just embrace the consumerist traditions?

Anyone heard anything about #Neom lately? Remember...that super sexy city made up of 2 parallel skyscrapers 500m high and 170km long, completed by 2030?
Oops! 5km long, and completed by 2045...

I could never be an A-list actor. Imagine all the popcorn you'd eat at movie premieres. And I hate popcorn.

It's just a matter of time until I get back on my bike. And then wipe out again.

It's just a matter of time until I get back on my bike. And then wipe out again.

I logged off #X a while back.
My friends suggested BlueSky because they were tired of being inundated with my thoughts and opinions.
#fartinginthewind

The people happiest about Trump's re-election has to be joke writers. They are inherently lazy, and with Trump the jokes write themselves.

Nobody talks about this, and it happens EVERY time I #travel.
The person behind me starts standing next to me like they're attempting an overtaking maneuver.
Now I have to veer out of my lane to block them. And that is dangerous linesmanship.