@lancecougar.bsky.social
I watched this happen and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I watched this happen and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Ah shit. I was gonna say that.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Ah shit. I was gonna say that.
I did a massive puddle splash over a woman waiting at a bus stop. Must be 25 years ago but still haven’t forgiven myself. It was very funny though.
December 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I did a massive puddle splash over a woman waiting at a bus stop. Must be 25 years ago but still haven’t forgiven myself. It was very funny though.
Commiserations and congratulations?
December 11, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Commiserations and congratulations?
All the fucks can fuck right off.
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
All the fucks can fuck right off.
Lovely stuff
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lovely stuff
Yeah, you stink.
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Yeah, you stink.
Smokers standing just outside the hospital doors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Smokers standing just outside the hospital doors.
These are amazing. Just ordered the Newcastle print for my son’s birthday. He’s gonna piss himself.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 AM
These are amazing. Just ordered the Newcastle print for my son’s birthday. He’s gonna piss himself.
Fucking. Yes.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fucking. Yes.
Urgh. I hate manure.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Urgh. I hate manure.
We can only eat swan 2 or 3 times a week because swan costs have soared.
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We can only eat swan 2 or 3 times a week because swan costs have soared.
I’ve never wanted a footballer to fail as much as this. So far so good.
October 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I’ve never wanted a footballer to fail as much as this. So far so good.
Oh hell yeah!
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh hell yeah!
Gutted. He was a lovely lad.
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Gutted. He was a lovely lad.
I was a card carrying stoner for years. It’s easy to forget what it’s like to wake up without a thick, cloudy brain. I’m glad to now wake up with clarity everyday.
September 28, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I was a card carrying stoner for years. It’s easy to forget what it’s like to wake up without a thick, cloudy brain. I’m glad to now wake up with clarity everyday.
Another fine upstanding member of reform I see.
September 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Another fine upstanding member of reform I see.
For the love of god. Finish him!
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
For the love of god. Finish him!
My Sunday paper round always ended with me nicking 2 pints of milk from the same doorstep and necking it every week. Can’t believe I was never caught.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My Sunday paper round always ended with me nicking 2 pints of milk from the same doorstep and necking it every week. Can’t believe I was never caught.
1 is sweet.
September 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
1 is sweet.
As a kid I’d mix icing sugar and lemon juice as a sneaky sweet treat. Good times.
September 6, 2025 at 7:46 AM
As a kid I’d mix icing sugar and lemon juice as a sneaky sweet treat. Good times.
Quite right. I pay my cash for the season ticket. The business end has nowt to do with me.
August 31, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Quite right. I pay my cash for the season ticket. The business end has nowt to do with me.
I used to do the opposite. I’d buy a record in one charity shop and then sneak it onto the shelves of a different charity shop just to put a little smile on my face.
August 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I used to do the opposite. I’d buy a record in one charity shop and then sneak it onto the shelves of a different charity shop just to put a little smile on my face.
My sentiments exactly.
August 19, 2025 at 8:37 AM
My sentiments exactly.