Spoiler for every one of Shakespeare's tragedies:

The title character dies.

Time to take a Death Star laser to the planet.

You should post your phone number here so we can all call you.

Or maybe that's a horrible idea and I should shut up.

I just learned a thing. Thanks!

People just suck. Stinks that they must always remind us.

What's it about?

I wish that I could reasonably disagree.

*how, not have

No. I touched a nerve. Don't take this from me. It's all I have.

Somehow the original comment is blocked for me. GUESS I TOUCHED A NERVE.

Unrelated, but I just wanted to say that I'm happy to have found you here. Your posts were one of the few things I missed about that old bird thing.

You may remember me, as we joked about being second cousins.

Oh, and because of you, I refer to people as "ding dongs".