"We have a latte for, Layce! Hot latte for Layce."

NFL: How can we make Aaron Rodgers look like a jackass when he comes back to Green Bay?

Eddie from Marketing: I got this.

#sundaynightfootball #aaronrodgers

#nokings #nokingssandiego
Massive turnout

So that big load on Fox, Brian Kilmeade, says homeless people should be killed and there's no outcry from the sanctimonious right. But Jimmy Kimmel says something so innocuous about Charlie Kirk, the power of the government forces him off the air? Good luck, everyone. We're all fucking doomed.

Saw #Superman last night and it's pretty great. David Corenswet is the best Superman since Christopher Reeve, the visuals are spot-on and Krypto reminded me of my dog, Lucas, which made me like the film even more.

Has he tried peeing on the spiders?

"Hi Mike, this is Emily from Giants PR. Would you mind if we changed 'Urinates' to 'Sings'? Please let me know ASAP as we have a have in San Diego tonight." #padres #sfgiants

I'm sorry to say that my daughters were not well-behaved today. But on the plus side, they tasted delicious.

When you're in the Bahamas, make sure you book a tour on the beautiful, 'Florid Anus'

If Fran Lebowitz comes to your town, ya gotta go.

The more you know 🐕‍🦺💨🐕💨🐩💨 #dogs