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you can tell she’s a good dancer by the way she drinks her soda pop
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Going on 24 hours of straight cramps I am fully willing to sell my uterus on the black market at this point
April 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Going on 24 hours of straight cramps I am fully willing to sell my uterus on the black market at this point
The World Porn Made - The Atlantic apple.news/AFfeHnpcbRpe...
The World Porn Made — The Atlantic
It colored our ambitions, our sense of self, our relationships, our bodies, our work, and our art.
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April 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The World Porn Made - The Atlantic apple.news/AFfeHnpcbRpe...
you want to know a gal? you ask what every lorde album means to her
April 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
you want to know a gal? you ask what every lorde album means to her
I am terrified of birds so my neighbour putting up a bird feeder at the front of his house has now made him my nemesis
April 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I am terrified of birds so my neighbour putting up a bird feeder at the front of his house has now made him my nemesis
my divorced parents getting me the same birthday card is just a little too weird for me
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
my divorced parents getting me the same birthday card is just a little too weird for me
kids get to many snow days now I feel like old man yells at cloud meme
January 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
kids get to many snow days now I feel like old man yells at cloud meme
we had our drain overflow at the work bathroom yesterday that pooled out into our lobby and then one of the girls at work dropped and broke her perfume bottle in the bathroom like talk about timing 😅 we could still the perfume faintly in the store today but it wasn’t sewage so we’re feeling blessed
January 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
we had our drain overflow at the work bathroom yesterday that pooled out into our lobby and then one of the girls at work dropped and broke her perfume bottle in the bathroom like talk about timing 😅 we could still the perfume faintly in the store today but it wasn’t sewage so we’re feeling blessed
why did I think it was “hit it like a rip off the bong” and not “hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom” in Femininomenon
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
why did I think it was “hit it like a rip off the bong” and not “hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom” in Femininomenon
my favourite part of my bosses coming to tour today? We spent the first 10 minutes of their visit talking about the snowman my grandma had made out of a towel for the store 🥹
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
my favourite part of my bosses coming to tour today? We spent the first 10 minutes of their visit talking about the snowman my grandma had made out of a towel for the store 🥹
I just have to laugh when my boss talks to me because he’s such a company man like does he not realize he’s just another number or does he just not care like there’s doing your job and then there’s going above and beyond for people who don’t even care to know your name - settle down buddy
January 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I just have to laugh when my boss talks to me because he’s such a company man like does he not realize he’s just another number or does he just not care like there’s doing your job and then there’s going above and beyond for people who don’t even care to know your name - settle down buddy
remember when every news headline didn’t sound like came from the onion
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
remember when every news headline didn’t sound like came from the onion
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Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Rest In Peace, David Lynch🌹
each rewatch of Desperate Housewives I just fall more in love with Bree
a woman with red hair is drinking a cup of tea and holding a plate of food
ALT: a woman with red hair is drinking a cup of tea and holding a plate of food
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January 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
each rewatch of Desperate Housewives I just fall more in love with Bree
Katherine falling in love with Robin was the best thing to ever happen on Desperate Housewives
January 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Katherine falling in love with Robin was the best thing to ever happen on Desperate Housewives
Having the ability to save money sounds like a wet dream to me
January 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Having the ability to save money sounds like a wet dream to me
spent 2 hours on the phone with my grandma to set up her new iPad and I am so proud of her for being able to do it on her own she’s come so far 🥹
January 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
spent 2 hours on the phone with my grandma to set up her new iPad and I am so proud of her for being able to do it on her own she’s come so far 🥹
Facebook telling me I was watching season 6 of desperate housewives 11 years ago some things really do stay the same
January 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Facebook telling me I was watching season 6 of desperate housewives 11 years ago some things really do stay the same
-30 we’re still getting an iced cap
January 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
-30 we’re still getting an iced cap
I would happily accept being punched square in the face on a daily basis if it meant never going through another period ever again
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I would happily accept being punched square in the face on a daily basis if it meant never going through another period ever again
nothing beats the high of getting all of connections in one go
January 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
nothing beats the high of getting all of connections in one go
there is never a bad time to listen to pure heroine start to finish
January 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
there is never a bad time to listen to pure heroine start to finish
dropping out of school was one of the best thing I’ve ever done because out of my entire class only 2 people have found work in the field 😅
January 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
dropping out of school was one of the best thing I’ve ever done because out of my entire class only 2 people have found work in the field 😅
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"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
January 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"oh, you like that band? name three of their songs!"
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
buddy thats not how it works. the bands name their own songs
Boom Crunch never fails to get me 😔 Bree and Karl deserved their shot 😫
a man in a black sweater is laying on a couch with his eyes closed and crying .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is laying on a couch with his eyes closed and crying .
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January 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Boom Crunch never fails to get me 😔 Bree and Karl deserved their shot 😫
My Grandma sent me a picture her friend took of her and asked if it would be a good to use for her obituary photo
January 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My Grandma sent me a picture her friend took of her and asked if it would be a good to use for her obituary photo