The Lanarkshire Laird
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The Lanarkshire Laird
@lanarkshirelaird.bsky.social
Pronouns he/him/his. Don’t expect high brow discourse, I mainly post about art I like, travel, 80s pop music and rugby players’ thighs 😂

“Don’t I deserve love? And jewellery?”
Unfortunately no 😂
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Not tonight 😂
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
<tweaks nipple> 🤏🏻
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It’s the big feet for me, which always seem to be be turned inward too 😂
November 21, 2025 at 7:52 AM
That’s my favourite line - I think he says plop! Love how camp he is 😂

“6 foot lowest!” 😂
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Also, howling, not hurling. Damn these new smartphone gloves 😂
November 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I hadn’t heard of it until today. Will definitely look out for it though 🙌🏻
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM