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@lanadragonfly.bsky.social
Lady small business owner, pianist and poet with blue eyes and red hair. The rest changes without notice.
1. The heaven stuff
2. JD's statement apropos nothing
3. Hand bruise
4. No golf in two weeks (a record!)
5. Nothing on his schedule
6. Pizza index is defcon 1
7. They took down Truth Social
August 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Last I checked D-Day didn't have a worse approval rating from the American public than Chlamydia, you sentient fart.
June 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
June 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
MAGA people are literally the bicycle stick meme
June 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🇷🇺👀🇷🇺
June 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Cry more and play in traffic you fucking Nazi
May 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If it walks like Gestapo, and it talks like Gestapo, and it wants to kidnap, torture, and disappear me to El Salvador because I'm trans like Gestapo, it's a Nazi Gestapo.
May 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Behold, a neck savingser
May 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Pete Hegseth's POV:
April 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Remember that they literally said it was impossible to raise the minimum wage because it might mess up the stock markets.
April 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In fairness, whomst among us hasn't been an out-of-control alcoholic and drunk texted national security secrets directly to a NY Post journalist. Whomst??

We are governed by morons. Drunk, Nazi morons.
March 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
We are here:
March 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No, his answer was "the Nazis are already going to do the bad thing so I might as well help them do it."
March 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Follow me on Mastodon for more Actual News About Things.

beige.party/@Lana
March 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
1933 Nazis
-burned our libraries
-raided and bombed our hospitals
-declared our existence illegal
-put us in concentration camps & gassed us

2025 Nazis
-burning our books
-raiding and bombing our hospitals
-declaring our existence illegal
-building concentration camps

It's the same fucking thing.
March 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Burn a Tesla. Save democracy.

#swasticar #fuckelon #fucknazis
March 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Some heartwarming and inspirational sights from Seattle to bless your feed

#swasticar #fuckelon #fucknazis
March 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
March 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
March 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Try fucking doing something.
March 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Onion is simply reporting the actual news now.
March 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Hey wait till you hear about this cool thing called Mastodon
February 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Russian warship, go fuck yourself.
February 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't wish anyone dead. But someday I will wake up to an obituary that will bring me profound and lasting joy.
February 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
They literally are allowed to do that. It's called "checks and balances". A bunch of people wrote about it in this obscure text called the United States Constitution, which you'd know about if you weren't such a fascist fuck.
February 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM