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laz ☆𓆟
@lamzarus.bsky.social
the rot nibbles at my brain like a worm to a carcass..⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ dream archivist. my thoughts echo in ∅.

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main @luminelaz
life so good lately.. im so happy to have my beautiful friendz :-) <3 cannot wait to start the new year with people who r so awesome.. happy new years ⋆⭒˚.⋆
January 1, 2026 at 3:57 AM
putting on the live version of LONG SEASON. o yeah. bout to zerk to astrophyscis
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
i luv proctoring exams because i feel like god. im going to flood the classroom and the noah will be whoever has the highest grade
December 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
downed half a bottle of vodka solving classical mechanics problemz..
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
seeing U>E in physics and thinking it says uke X-3
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
first week of classe.s.. ahaha...a.a.... someone farted in my cs class and wafted it towardz meeee >_<..
August 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
with silksong dropping i need to get to worke. big bankz gotta roll in for silksong. i must budget my spending for my 12 concubines to make ends meet for silksong 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝
August 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
thinking about sneaking into an estate sale and shoving a tiffany lamp up my ass bc im desperate for cute furniture
August 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
who up thinking about wireplay . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
cant wait to move in to my new apartment!! i'll hang my 22 year old rosary right next to my uncensored yaoi manga ❤︎
August 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
diva rose from the grave. my bones be calcified n shiz. i crave a busch apple and some bush
August 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
years ago i use to think frotting was another term for horses galloping.. my humble thanks to korean yaoi for showing me the light ♡
April 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
when i vanish, do not fret my lvoes. just look for a mossy stone at. a local forest.. watch out.. i’ve turned into a little snail!!.. >_< maybe waiting for the snail orgy maybe not..
April 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
if i die, do not resuscitate. . instead place my body in a glass tank filled with jello let me morph. i will whisper prophetic nonsense through the gelatin. i will be beautiful. ⠀
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April 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i fear beer is an incredibly lame drink unless there's a woman pouring it down my throat ahaha.. ahah.... : D
April 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
sexy sunday out! just kidding. i'm in my jammies watching the fish doorbell. still missing my 3 amazonian women!
March 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
diva down rn. tummy hurts. need 3 large amazonian women to make me feel better.
March 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
are we both north facing magnets cause.. aha.. I want to touch poles.
March 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
the sacred throne (my spot in cs class), once mine by unspoken decree (unassigned assigned seat), hath been usurped by another (guy i've literally never seen before in lecture).
March 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the corpses of ancient gods (fruit roll up stickerz) rot while i await their return as a loyal patron (hungry consumer)
February 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i want to see a voracious cannibal in an enclosure at the zoo.. if i threw them a chicken bone, will they eat it? or will they invoke the spirit of mictlāntēcutli on me?
February 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i yearn to die like a woolly mammoth 1.5 million years ago, being an unwilling victim of a sinkhole and getting stuck in a tar pit 5 miles below the surface, my only company being a fearful squirrel. our bones will make a nice statue some day methinks ༊*·˚
February 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i lvoe being able to legally drink. im gonna get a little tipsy and stare wistfully out the window like a victorian maiden whose husband died at sea. maybe i'll meow softly. who’s to say ⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚
February 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM