The irony of getting this ad on a video that is rightfully complaining about how everything needs an app now and how unbelievably frustrating that is, is definitely not lost on me.

You know, I don't think describing yourself as the Walmart of auto insurance makes me feel particularly great about your service.

The photo opp at the end of the Chuck Tingle event was really nice! Despite my awkward smile!

Homie, this is a magnificent scene I am seeing here at the #internetarchive. Got me a signed book, got some balloon animals, now we await the Tingle. #chucktingle

Yooo, I got that onion engagement ring at Jack in the Box!

Okay, if something happened with a certain old man, this would be the funniest way I could have found out about it.

These are good, but when I see Tony the Tiger's glazed donut holes, I think about that time on the horrible bird app where a bunch of furries wanted to glaze Tony the Tiger's donut hole, and he rejected them by saying "cubs could be watching".

Your girl is ready to head out for a movie night with @tsunmene.bsky.social! We're watching Clue today!

Wait a minute, this isn't a list of movie showings, this is just a news headline!

I was thinking about yet another dream I had, this one from a couple weeks back. The tale of Johnny Cash's brother and his quest to start a boy band is one I won't soon forget.