Lamebananna🏳️🌈💙🍌
@lamebanana.bsky.social
Democracy lover and total idiot 🍌
Also totally gay! 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Oh and no DM’s🍌
Also totally gay! 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Oh and no DM’s🍌
Can confirm! I’m barred from ASDA!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Can confirm! I’m barred from ASDA!🍌
Happens every time I go past the fruit section in Sainsbury’s! Sad!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happens every time I go past the fruit section in Sainsbury’s! Sad!🍌
‘I’m loving it!’🍌
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
‘I’m loving it!’🍌
“Whatever it is it’s weird and pissed off!”🍌
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
“Whatever it is it’s weird and pissed off!”🍌
Shoe is a total idiot! Constant bad takes!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Shoe is a total idiot! Constant bad takes!🍌
Candy floss sure is sticky!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Candy floss sure is sticky!🍌
If they bring back Blankety Blank I’m leaving the country!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
If they bring back Blankety Blank I’m leaving the country!🍌
“I put it to you Mr Kittridge!
There was no Felix was there! That was generic Sainsbury’s cat food WASNT IT! My Lord this demonstrates the degree of harm delivered to my client and further proof of a lack of empathy! Grounds for dissolution of the contract and punitive damages.
I rest.”🍌
There was no Felix was there! That was generic Sainsbury’s cat food WASNT IT! My Lord this demonstrates the degree of harm delivered to my client and further proof of a lack of empathy! Grounds for dissolution of the contract and punitive damages.
I rest.”🍌
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
“I put it to you Mr Kittridge!
There was no Felix was there! That was generic Sainsbury’s cat food WASNT IT! My Lord this demonstrates the degree of harm delivered to my client and further proof of a lack of empathy! Grounds for dissolution of the contract and punitive damages.
I rest.”🍌
There was no Felix was there! That was generic Sainsbury’s cat food WASNT IT! My Lord this demonstrates the degree of harm delivered to my client and further proof of a lack of empathy! Grounds for dissolution of the contract and punitive damages.
I rest.”🍌
Honestly I am just relieved to be on a platform that isn’t X.
No platform is perfect but at least here people actually support truth over propaganda and that’s enough for me!🍌
No platform is perfect but at least here people actually support truth over propaganda and that’s enough for me!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Honestly I am just relieved to be on a platform that isn’t X.
No platform is perfect but at least here people actually support truth over propaganda and that’s enough for me!🍌
No platform is perfect but at least here people actually support truth over propaganda and that’s enough for me!🍌
Wouldn’t work! Trump would just have repeated his initial words and doubled down.
He has no guardrails because he has never faced any consequences for his own behaviour.🍌
He has no guardrails because he has never faced any consequences for his own behaviour.🍌
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Wouldn’t work! Trump would just have repeated his initial words and doubled down.
He has no guardrails because he has never faced any consequences for his own behaviour.🍌
He has no guardrails because he has never faced any consequences for his own behaviour.🍌
Good lord!
Is he aware of the Australian sense of humor?
He’s going to be absolutely destroyed by them!
Someone should have explained this to him before he jumped!🍌
Is he aware of the Australian sense of humor?
He’s going to be absolutely destroyed by them!
Someone should have explained this to him before he jumped!🍌
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Good lord!
Is he aware of the Australian sense of humor?
He’s going to be absolutely destroyed by them!
Someone should have explained this to him before he jumped!🍌
Is he aware of the Australian sense of humor?
He’s going to be absolutely destroyed by them!
Someone should have explained this to him before he jumped!🍌
Why is it that this entire administration is completely incapable of writing a coherent sentence?🍌
November 17, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Why is it that this entire administration is completely incapable of writing a coherent sentence?🍌
The whole series is available on YouTube!🍌
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The whole series is available on YouTube!🍌
Possibly a hut or some kind of shed?🍌
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Possibly a hut or some kind of shed?🍌
Bow before me puny humans!🍌
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Bow before me puny humans!🍌
Anyone else slightly worried about the provenance of the gold? I mean it’s Switzerland right?🍌
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anyone else slightly worried about the provenance of the gold? I mean it’s Switzerland right?🍌
To be fair, that’s a very sexy tv so there’s that!🍌
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
To be fair, that’s a very sexy tv so there’s that!🍌
Nothing works anymore!
Everything is broken.🍌
Everything is broken.🍌
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Nothing works anymore!
Everything is broken.🍌
Everything is broken.🍌
“La la la la la la…I can’t hear you!🍌
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“La la la la la la…I can’t hear you!🍌
Good to know!💙🍌
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Good to know!💙🍌