Dave Lamb
@lambstein.bsky.social
My top review was from a Youtube Comment which called me "A Human Muppet, Therefore The Greatest Person Who Ever Lived"
Trump Truths he's considering invading Venezuela in 5, 4, 3. 2....
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Trump Truths he's considering invading Venezuela in 5, 4, 3. 2....
Just imagining @tobyschmitz.bsky.social giggling inanely when he landed on this turn of phrase
June 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Just imagining @tobyschmitz.bsky.social giggling inanely when he landed on this turn of phrase
God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...
April 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
God has the chance to do the funniest thing ever...
I was going to buy AC Shadows eventually, most likely waiting for a gap in my schedule and when it had a discount, but whichever Social Media manager posted this reply convinced me to play full price for it now. The gut laughs are worth my money.
March 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I was going to buy AC Shadows eventually, most likely waiting for a gap in my schedule and when it had a discount, but whichever Social Media manager posted this reply convinced me to play full price for it now. The gut laughs are worth my money.
Gosh I wonder why Binge could be slashing their prices so drastically are they maybe about to lose all their content and users to a new provider?
March 13, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Gosh I wonder why Binge could be slashing their prices so drastically are they maybe about to lose all their content and users to a new provider?
Well, glad to see that's cleared up...
February 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Well, glad to see that's cleared up...
I may have misjudged the intended tone of Hello Kitty Island Adventure...
February 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I may have misjudged the intended tone of Hello Kitty Island Adventure...
I'm very lucky to own a house so don't want to complain, but it comes with come super mundane seemingly pointless shit.
Each year I need to clean strip and restain the deck. It takes a whole day, usually in hot weather. At the end it looks.....basically the same as before.
Metaphor for existence.
Each year I need to clean strip and restain the deck. It takes a whole day, usually in hot weather. At the end it looks.....basically the same as before.
Metaphor for existence.
January 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I'm very lucky to own a house so don't want to complain, but it comes with come super mundane seemingly pointless shit.
Each year I need to clean strip and restain the deck. It takes a whole day, usually in hot weather. At the end it looks.....basically the same as before.
Metaphor for existence.
Each year I need to clean strip and restain the deck. It takes a whole day, usually in hot weather. At the end it looks.....basically the same as before.
Metaphor for existence.
Breakfast: Brought to you by my Dark Side
January 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Breakfast: Brought to you by my Dark Side
Significant progress being made towards my dream of having my family on a Triple Tandem Bike Goodies Style
January 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Significant progress being made towards my dream of having my family on a Triple Tandem Bike Goodies Style
New Year, New Game!
December 31, 2024 at 11:36 PM
New Year, New Game!
This giant bear of a dog is consistently underfoot and slowly lumbering out of the way, and he's now been confused and contained by an inflatable dinosaur laid down between couches.
Dog could easily step over, or push aside, but I think we broke its brain with this one
Dog could easily step over, or push aside, but I think we broke its brain with this one
December 26, 2024 at 9:18 AM
This giant bear of a dog is consistently underfoot and slowly lumbering out of the way, and he's now been confused and contained by an inflatable dinosaur laid down between couches.
Dog could easily step over, or push aside, but I think we broke its brain with this one
Dog could easily step over, or push aside, but I think we broke its brain with this one
People never believe me when I tell them I really don't like Christmas and then show them a photo of my house.
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 PM
People never believe me when I tell them I really don't like Christmas and then show them a photo of my house.
This time of year these things just breed on my lawn...
December 1, 2024 at 7:36 AM
This time of year these things just breed on my lawn...
I usually never buy anything from Amazon because I don't love supporting that business model, but they were the only place I could find some specific sandals my wife wanted.
Instead I was sent....a 3pack of Brita Filters. Apparently from Germany?
I'm really confused.
Instead I was sent....a 3pack of Brita Filters. Apparently from Germany?
I'm really confused.
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 AM
I usually never buy anything from Amazon because I don't love supporting that business model, but they were the only place I could find some specific sandals my wife wanted.
Instead I was sent....a 3pack of Brita Filters. Apparently from Germany?
I'm really confused.
Instead I was sent....a 3pack of Brita Filters. Apparently from Germany?
I'm really confused.
Used this guy in a screen test today. Absolutely no reason to do so.
Sometimes you just need to amuse yourself.
Sometimes you just need to amuse yourself.
November 15, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Used this guy in a screen test today. Absolutely no reason to do so.
Sometimes you just need to amuse yourself.
Sometimes you just need to amuse yourself.
Assorted buttons pulled from the machine after washing the wardrobe of an almost 5 year old.
November 23, 2023 at 11:43 AM
Assorted buttons pulled from the machine after washing the wardrobe of an almost 5 year old.
Left the house for daughter's swimming class in a rush this afternoon and can't tell if the weird side-eye looks I'm getting are for mismatched socks, ripped jeans, comfortable hoody, or crazy hair.
Perhaps the ensemble effort?
Perhaps the ensemble effort?
October 26, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Left the house for daughter's swimming class in a rush this afternoon and can't tell if the weird side-eye looks I'm getting are for mismatched socks, ripped jeans, comfortable hoody, or crazy hair.
Perhaps the ensemble effort?
Perhaps the ensemble effort?