No bigger liar than a washing machine. The way this one minute will last for 25 years of your life and even longer if you’re in a rush

Nothing to live for at ALL 😩

Evri doesn’t even have Twitter let alone bluesky and you want people to follow you and then presumably send you their personal details? Okay.

Awake in time to go to the gym which means I now have no excuse

Groovy Girls! We were never allowed Barbie because my mum didn’t rate them but we had these, and me and my sister grew up making endless skits and sketches with them. Including way too many stories of cheating and murder 😭

We still have them and all their accessories from Bermuda to this day

Half a dream - Evri let me down on my coat which was far more important than stupid birth control because said coat would have DEFINITELY led to birth control being needed 😩😩

New coat AND new birth control arriving today

The time I made a joke about a diagnosis and people with uteruses laughed, and people without uteruses tried to explain how my own anatomy works 🫠