Let’s listen to the boomer who sits back with his 200 cars about how it’s not polite to talk politics before bed.

Just to be clear: Jay Leno never had to target politics on his late night show because they didn’t permeate the everyday so blatantly as now. Our president is literally calling to sue Beyonce and targeting female comedians overseas, but Ok Boomer let’s not talk about it.

I’m giving it 6 prime days and a baby before Lauren Sanchez makes out with the bag. Taking bets-

I’m js if we can have Trump back in office then we can have Lisa Rinna back on Real Housewives.

But it was assigned Gulf of Mexico at birth!

If Elon thinks we’re going to be distracted by a kid running around while he delivers dribble, he’s never been to a Latino church event. Average of 3 toddlers per podium and we still pay attention.

As a nation we can all agree on one thing: We’ve never seen Trump more quiet than tonight when he sat there and allowed Muskrat to dribble on. What a feat.

This a tough day for Marko Elez, 2020 FINA water polo champion and third search result after the racist elon goon.

Let’s start this on a light note.